...smick melly whop walker. Drop dumb fratten house stickle fifer!
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[Furnace makes creaking noise] The Old Man:
Hold it! Shhh... [Furnace makes loud banging noises] The Old Man:
Aha! Aha! It's a clinkerrrr! That blasted, stupid furnace! Dadgummit! [Mr. Parker falls down the stairs] The Old Man:
Damn skates! [coughing] The Old Man:
Oh for cripe's sake, open up that damper, will ya? Who the hell turned it all the way down? Hawk head! Aw, blasted poop flirt rattle crap camel flirt. You blonker frattle feet sturckle frat! Of a womp sack butt ratter bottom fodder... Ralphie as an Adult:
In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. The Old Man:
...smick melly whop walker. Drop dumb fratten house stickle fifer!
Hold it! Shhh... [Furnace makes loud banging noises] The Old Man:
Aha! Aha! It's a clinkerrrr! That blasted, stupid furnace! Dadgummit! [Mr. Parker falls down the stairs] The Old Man:
Damn skates! [coughing] The Old Man:
Oh for cripe's sake, open up that damper, will ya? Who the hell turned it all the way down? Hawk head! Aw, blasted poop flirt rattle crap camel flirt. You blonker frattle feet sturckle frat! Of a womp sack butt ratter bottom fodder... Ralphie as an Adult:
In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. The Old Man:
...smick melly whop walker. Drop dumb fratten house stickle fifer!
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It's a clinker
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That blasted stupid furnace
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Dadgum it
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Damn skates
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Oh for chrissake open up the damper will you
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Who the hell turned it all the way down again
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Oh blast it
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Blurred rattle crash camel flirt
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You block head battled piece jerk off trash
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In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity
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that as far as we know
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is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan
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Gollywop dopter crop dop fratenhouse stickelfeiffer
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Movie Summary
The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift for the 1940s.
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Ralphie As An Adult
