Oh, no! It was a classic, mother BB-gun block. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly...
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Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
Round One was over. [chuckling] Ralphie as an Adult:
Parents one, kids zip. I can feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten. Maybe, what happened next, was inevitable. Mother:
Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas? Ralphie as an Adult:
Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out! Ralphie:
I want an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle. [Realizing he's made a mistake] Ralphie:
Ooohhh... Mother:
No, shoot your eye out. Ralphie as an Adult:
Oh, no! It was a classic, mother BB-gun block. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly phrase honored many times by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to Kiddom, but such as my mania, my desire for a Red Ryder carbine, that I immediately began to rebuild the dike
[narrating]
Round One was over. [chuckling] Ralphie as an Adult:
Parents one, kids zip. I can feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten. Maybe, what happened next, was inevitable. Mother:
Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas? Ralphie as an Adult:
Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out! Ralphie:
I want an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle. [Realizing he's made a mistake] Ralphie:
Ooohhh... Mother:
No, shoot your eye out. Ralphie as an Adult:
Oh, no! It was a classic, mother BB-gun block. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly phrase honored many times by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to Kiddom, but such as my mania, my desire for a Red Ryder carbine, that I immediately began to rebuild the dike
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Parents one
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Kids zip
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I could feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten
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Maybe what happened next was inevitable
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Ralphie what would you like for Christmas
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Horrified I heard myself blurt it out
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I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle
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No Shoot your eye out
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Oh no It was the classic mother BB gun block
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You'll shoot your eye out
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That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds
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of mothers was not surmountable
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Movie Summary
The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift for the 1940s.
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Ralphie As An Adult
Ralphie
