You wart mundane noodle! You shotten shifter paskabah! You snort tonguer! Lame monger...
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The Old Man:
You filty sicken hook-aid! Oh, smelly wok buster! Grout shell fratten house stickle fifer! You bladder puss nut grafter! Dorton hoper... Ralphie as an Adult:
What happened next was a family controversy for years. The Old Man:
You wart mundane noodle! You shotten shifter paskabah! You snort tonguer! Lame monger snaffa shell cocker! [the sound of the lamp breaking is heard]
You filty sicken hook-aid! Oh, smelly wok buster! Grout shell fratten house stickle fifer! You bladder puss nut grafter! Dorton hoper... Ralphie as an Adult:
What happened next was a family controversy for years. The Old Man:
You wart mundane noodle! You shotten shifter paskabah! You snort tonguer! Lame monger snaffa shell cocker! [the sound of the lamp breaking is heard]
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Movie Summary
The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift for the 1940s.
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Ralphie As An Adult
