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Mother:
Are you ready to tell me? [Ralphie mumbles yes] Mother:
Alright, where did you hear that word? Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind. Ralphie:
Schwartz! Mother:
Oh, I see. [Puts soap back in Ralphie's mouth] Ralphie:
[Ralphie mumbles and scream]
Are you ready to tell me? [Ralphie mumbles yes] Mother:
Alright, where did you hear that word? Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind. Ralphie:
Schwartz! Mother:
Oh, I see. [Puts soap back in Ralphie's mouth] Ralphie:
[Ralphie mumbles and scream]
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You ready to tell me
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All right Where did you hear that word
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Now I had heard that word at least 10 times a day from my old man
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My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay
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It was his true medium A master
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But I chickened out
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And I blurted out the first name that came to mind
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Movie Summary
The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift for the 1940s.

