It's not that kind of a test, but you seem well on the way to making a complete recovery!

Psychiatrist:

Now then. Each of the slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You tell me what you think the person would say. Alright? Alex:
Righty right. Psychiatrist:
[Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock]
"Isn't the plumage beautiful?" Alex:
I just say what the other person would say? Psychiatrist:
Yes. Alex:
Isn't the plumage beautiful... Psychiatrist:
Oh yes well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind. Alex:
Cabbages, knickers, uh, it's not got a... A BEAK! [laughs] Psychiatrist:
Good. [Changes to a slide with a women and two boys] Psychiatrist:
"The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill." Alex:
My mind is a blank. Uh, and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos! [laughs] Psychiatrist:
Good. [Changes slide to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom] Psychiatrist:
"What do you want?" Alex:
Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter! Psychiatrist:
Good. [Changes slide to a man in a clock store] Psychiatrist:
"You sold me a crummy watch, I want my money back." Alex:
You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass! [laughs] Psychiatrist:
Good. [Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man] Psychiatrist:
"You can do whatever you like with these." Alex:
Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick 'em all up, and THROW- [moves injured arm] Alex:
OW! Fucking hell! Psychiatrist:
Well there, that's all there is to it. Are you Alright? Alex:
Hope so. Is that the end then? Psychiatrist:
Yes. Alex:
I was quite enjoying that. Psychiatrist:
Good, I'm glad! Alex:
How many did I get right? Psychiatrist:
It's not that kind of a test, but you seem well on the way to making a complete recovery!