Now then. Each of the slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You tell...
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Psychiatrist:
Now then. Each of the slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?
Alex:
Righty right.
Psychiatrist:
[Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock]
"Isn't the plumage beautiful?"
Alex:
I just say what the other person would say?
Psychiatrist:
Yes.
Alex:
Isn't the plumage beautiful...
Psychiatrist:
Oh yes well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
Alex:
Cabbages, knickers, uh, it's not got a... A BEAK!
[laughs]
Psychiatrist:
Good.
[Changes to a slide with a women and two boys]
Psychiatrist:
"The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill."
Alex:
My mind is a blank. Uh, and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos!
[laughs]
Psychiatrist:
Good.
[Changes slide to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom]
Psychiatrist:
"What do you want?"
Alex:
Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!
Psychiatrist:
Good.
[Changes slide to a man in a clock store]
Psychiatrist:
"You sold me a crummy watch, I want my money back."
Alex:
You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!
[laughs]
Psychiatrist:
Good.
[Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man]
Psychiatrist:
"You can do whatever you like with these."
Alex:
Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick 'em all up, and THROW-
[moves injured arm]
Alex:
OW! Fucking hell!
Psychiatrist:
Well there, that's all there is to it. Are you alright?
Alex:
Hope so. Is that the end then?
Psychiatrist:
Yes.
Alex:
I was quite enjoying that.
Psychiatrist:
Good, I'm glad!
Alex:
How many did I get right?
Psychiatrist:
It's not that kind of a test, but you seem well on the way to making a complete recovery!
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.335
Who's there
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Excuse me can you please help
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There's been a terrible accident
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Can I please use your telephone for an ambulance
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I'm frightfully sorry
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There's a telephone in the public house a mile down the road
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I suggest you use that
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But missus this is an emergency
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It's a matter of life and death
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Me friend's lying in the middle of the road bleeding to death
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I'm very sorry but I never open the door to strangers after dark
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 156
Timestamp in movie: 00h 37m 29s
Uploaded: 18 March, 2022
Genres: crime, drama, sci-fi
Summary: In the future, a sadistic gang leader is imprisoned and volunteers for a conduct-aversion experiment, but it doesn't go as planned.
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00:14 Viddy well little brother
00:28 I woke up
00:36 'What do you want '
00:11 It had been a wonderful evening
00:21 Enjoying that are you my darling
00:33 She was very badly raped you see
00:04 Violence makes violence
00:11 Hi hi hi there
00:23 You needn't take it any further sir
00:24 I jumped O my brothers
00:36 What crime did you commit
00:18 What you got back home to play your fuzzy warbles on
00:35 Go on Do me in you bastard cowards I don't want to live...
00:26 Suddenly I viddied what I had to do
01:02 The boy has no real choice has he
00:31 There's a strange fellow sitting on the sofa
00:07 Naughty naughty naughty
00:11 We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed
00:05 Initiative comes to thems that wait
00:25 I understand you're fond of music