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[at the Bear house] Cow Patty:
Hi, I'm Cow Patty. Vaughn Stickles:
Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia. Cow Patty:
I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this... Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear:
Bear soup! [Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her] Cow Patty:
Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in! Big Ethel:
[as she runs off]
Police!
Hi, I'm Cow Patty. Vaughn Stickles:
Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia. Cow Patty:
I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this... Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear:
Bear soup! [Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her] Cow Patty:
Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in! Big Ethel:
[as she runs off]
Police!
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Hi I'm Cow Patty
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I'm Vaughn I live up the street
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and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia
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I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this bear cave
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I'm a bear hag And we call this
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Bear soup
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Wow a tranny bear
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Come on in
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Police
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Movie Summary
An uptight, middle-aged, repressed woman turns into a sex addict after getting hit on the head, and she then falls into an underground subculture of sex addicts in suburban Baltimore.

