A Fish Called Wanda quotes

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In London, four very different people team up to commit armed robbery, then try to doublecross each other for the loot.

Director: Charles Crichton, John Cleese
Writer: John Cleese (story), Charles Crichton (story), John Cleese
Production: MGM
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 29 Jul 1988
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. Another 8 wins & 18 nominations.

53 Clips & Quotes

Don't call me stupid - A Fish Called Wanda 02:44 Don't call me stupid You're really sorry - A Fish Called Wanda 01:25 You're really sorry So don't call me stupid - A Fish Called Wanda 01:13 So don't call me stupid It's K K K Ken - A Fish Called Wanda 00:22 It's K K K Ken How very interesting - A Fish Called Wanda 00:20 How very interesting I'm sorry about my brother - A Fish Called Wanda 00:26 I'm sorry about my brother Going somewhere - A Fish Called Wanda 01:24 Going somewhere What about my tits - A Fish Called Wanda 01:11 What about my tits It's an X K Red 27 technique - A Fish Called Wanda 01:01 It's an X K Red 27 technique You know your problem - A Fish Called Wanda 00:42 You know your problem You're a very attractive man - A Fish Called Wanda 00:52 You're a very attractive man You make me feel free - A Fish Called Wanda 02:09 You make me feel free He doesn't have a clue - A Fish Called Wanda 00:33 He doesn't have a clue I looked at the clock - A Fish Called Wanda 00:32 I looked at the clock I love watching your ass when you walk - A Fish Called Wanda 00:24 I love watching your ass when you walk What do you have to do in this world to make people trust you - A Fish Called Wanda 00:35 What do you have to do in this world to make people trust... Aisle or window - A Fish Called Wanda 00:17 Aisle or window You tell those pigs to fuck off - A Fish Called Wanda 00:22 You tell those pigs to fuck off Unbe fuck alievable - A Fish Called Wanda 00:11 Unbe fuck alievable I used to box for Oxford - A Fish Called Wanda 00:17 I used to box for Oxford Aristotle was not Belgian - A Fish Called Wanda 00:43 Aristotle was not Belgian Avoid the green ones - A Fish Called Wanda 00:15 Avoid the green ones I've lost my stutter - A Fish Called Wanda 00:25 I've lost my stutter Do you speak Italian - A Fish Called Wanda 00:44 Do you speak Italian You just wanted to get me into bed - A Fish Called Wanda 00:34 You just wanted to get me into bed Your father has finally gone completely mental - A Fish Called Wanda 00:16 Your father has finally gone completely mental What does he want you to do - A Fish Called Wanda 01:37 What does he want you to do I'm here because I'm bored - A Fish Called Wanda 02:23 I'm here because I'm bored Let's make love - A Fish Called Wanda 00:15 Let's make love What have you found out - A Fish Called Wanda 00:19 What have you found out You can stick this marriage right in your bottom - A Fish Called Wanda 00:17 You can stick this marriage right in your bottom I love robbing the English - A Fish Called Wanda 00:16 I love robbing the English What's the attraction - A Fish Called Wanda 00:33 What's the attraction When you say  friendly - A Fish Called Wanda 00:30 When you say friendly What do you say - A Fish Called Wanda 00:54 What do you say The central message of Buddhism is not  every man for himself - A Fish Called Wanda 00:20 The central message of Buddhism is not every man for... I thought he might - A Fish Called Wanda 00:17 I thought he might So the old lady's gonna m m m meet with an accident eh K K K K Ken - A Fish Called Wanda 00:20 So the old lady's gonna m m m meet with an accident eh K K K... I heard moaning - A Fish Called Wanda 00:15 I heard moaning What are you thinking - A Fish Called Wanda 00:39 What are you thinking Or I'll break your neck - A Fish Called Wanda 00:12 Or I'll break your neck I want you to know something Otto - A Fish Called Wanda 00:25 I want you to know something Otto I'll be right back - A Fish Called Wanda 00:15 I'll be right back You are the sexiest - A Fish Called Wanda 00:25 You are the sexiest They were God's second blunder - A Fish Called Wanda 00:30 They were God's second blunder K K K Ken's p p pets - A Fish Called Wanda 00:34 K K K Ken's p p pets Fucking Limey cement - A Fish Called Wanda 00:11 Fucking Limey cement You spineless bimbo - A Fish Called Wanda 00:11 You spineless bimbo You owe me a pou p pou - A Fish Called Wanda 00:12 You owe me a pou p pou But it is a safe deposit box key - A Fish Called Wanda 00:37 But it is a safe deposit box key Let's get the diamonds - A Fish Called Wanda 00:12 Let's get the diamonds The English contribution to world cuisine   the chip - A Fish Called Wanda 00:18 The English contribution to world cuisine the chip What the hell are you doing - A Fish Called Wanda 01:02 What the hell are you doing

Cast

Archie Leach - John Cleese
Wanda Gershwitz - Jamie Lee Curtis
Ken Pile - Michael Palin
Wendy - Maria Aitken
Georges Thomason - Tom Georgeson
Mrs. Coady - Patricia Hayes
Customer in Jeweler's Shop - Mark Elwes
Manager of Jeweler's Shop - Neville Phillips
Inspector Marvin - Peter Jonfield
Bartlett - Ken Campbell
Warder - Al Ashton
Locksmith - Roger Hume
Davidson - Roger Brierley
Sir John - Llewellyn Rees
Percival - Michael Percival
Magistrate - Kate Lansbury
Copper (as Robert Cavendish) - Robert Ian Mackenzie
Mr. Johnson - Jeremy Child
Mrs. Johnson - Pamela Miles
Child Johnson (13) - Tom Pigott Smith
Child Johnson (10) - Katherine John
Child Johnson (8) - Sophie Johnstone
Nanny - Kim Barclay
1st Junior Barrister (Defence Counsel) (as Sharon Twomey) - Sharon Marino
2nd Junior Barrister (Defence Counsel) - Patrick Newman
Clerk of Court (Old Bailey) - David Simeon
Stenographer - Imogen Bickford-Smith
Junior Barrister (Prosecutor Counsel) - Tia Lee
Police Officer (Old Bailey) - Robert Putt
1st Prison Officer - Waydon Croft
2nd Prison Officer - John Dixon
Irate Driver - Anthony Pedley
Hotel Clerk - Robert McBain
Airline Employee - Clare McIntyre
Indian Cleaner - Charu Bala Chokshi
Hutchison - Stephen Fry
Clerk of the Magistrate's Court - John Bird
Prisoner - Chris Chering
Airline Passenger - Terence Conoley
Street thug - Robert Goodman
Man at Airport - Pat Gorman
Courtroom Spectator - Aidan Harrington
Jury member - Rebecca Moore
Man in Street - Mike Reynell
Man in Street - Peter Roy
Jeweler - Guy Standeven