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"A Fish Called Wanda" quotes

A Fish Called Wanda poster
A diamond advocate is attempting to steal a collection of diamonds, yet troubles arise when he realizes that he is not the only one after the diamonds.

Director: Charles Crichton, John Cleese
Writer: John Cleese, Charles Crichton
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $62,493,712
Released: 29 Jul 1988
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 9 wins & 18 nominations total

100 video clips

OttoWendyArchie LeachWanda GershwitzAirline EmployeeKen PileHutchisonLocksmithMr. Johnson
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So don't call me stupid - A Fish Called Wanda 01:13 So don't call me stupid Or was it stupid - A Fish Called Wanda 00:37 Or was it stupid You pompous - A Fish Called Wanda 00:22 You pompous All right all right I apologize - A Fish Called Wanda 00:33 All right all right I apologize It's K K Ken c c coming to k k kill me - A Fish Called Wanda 00:10 It's K K Ken c c coming to k k kill me You know your problem You don't like winners - A Fish Called Wanda 00:22 You know your problem You don't like winners Otto Hello Mr Burglar - A Fish Called Wanda 00:35 Otto Hello Mr Burglar I'm sorry about my brother Ken I know he's insensitive - A Fish Called Wanda 00:10 I'm sorry about my brother Ken I know he's... Look you know nothing about intelligence work - A Fish Called Wanda 00:18 Look you know nothing about intelligence work What about my tits Does he get to handle them - A Fish Called Wanda 00:24 What about my tits Does he get to handle them I love watching your ass when you walk Is that beautiful or what - A Fish Called Wanda 00:11 I love watching your ass when you walk Is that beautiful or... Your brother didn't bring you did he - A Fish Called Wanda 00:19 Your brother didn't bring you did he Come on You're a very attractive man Ken - A Fish Called Wanda 00:26 Come on You're a very attractive man Ken Wanda do you have any idea what it's like being English - A Fish Called Wanda 00:36 Wanda do you have any idea what it's like being English Oh I looked at the clock 'Cause I was saying to myself - A Fish Called Wanda 00:09 Oh I looked at the clock 'Cause I was saying to myself We've got to talk Tell those pigs to fuck off - A Fish Called Wanda 00:14 We've got to talk Tell those pigs to fuck off Avoid the green ones They're not ripe yet - A Fish Called Wanda 00:05 Avoid the green ones They're not ripe yet You said it - A Fish Called Wanda 00:33 You said it Aisle or window Smoking or nonsmoking - A Fish Called Wanda 00:08 Aisle or window Smoking or nonsmoking Go on Ken You don't have the guts Admit it - A Fish Called Wanda 00:27 Go on Ken You don't have the guts Admit it Unbe fucking lievable - A Fish Called Wanda 00:05 Unbe fucking lievable Aristotle was not Belgian - A Fish Called Wanda 00:15 Aristotle was not Belgian Glass breaks Let's make love - A Fish Called Wanda 00:08 Glass breaks Let's make love You lied to me from the start You just wanted to get me into bed - A Fish Called Wanda 00:33 You lied to me from the start You just wanted to get me into... Your father has finally gone completely mental - A Fish Called Wanda 00:06 Your father has finally gone completely mental You can stick this marriage right in your bottom - A Fish Called Wanda 00:05 You can stick this marriage right in your bottom That was fun I love robbing the English They're so polite - A Fish Called Wanda 00:06 That was fun I love robbing the English They're so... You really like animals don't you Ken What's the attraction - A Fish Called Wanda 00:15 You really like animals don't you Ken What's the... When you say friendly what are we talking about here - A Fish Called Wanda 00:17 When you say friendly what are we talking about here Archie Mm - A Fish Called Wanda 00:24 Archie Mm What's so funny - A Fish Called Wanda 00:30 What's so funny Now here's the plan - A Fish Called Wanda 00:36 Now here's the plan Wait Wait Ken Kenny K - A Fish Called Wanda 00:36 Wait Wait Ken Kenny K What have you found out Not a lot - A Fish Called Wanda 00:20 What have you found out Not a lot Tried to k k kiss me - A Fish Called Wanda 00:10 Tried to k k kiss me Get the fuck out I heard moaning I was worried - A Fish Called Wanda 00:05 Get the fuck out I heard moaning I was worried What are you thinking I'm trying to think of a reason - A Fish Called Wanda 00:17 What are you thinking I'm trying to think of a reason The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself - A Fish Called Wanda 00:06 The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself So the old lady's gonna m m meet with an accident eh K K Ken - A Fish Called Wanda 00:06 So the old lady's gonna m m meet with an accident eh K... Behave yourself from now on or I'll break your neck OK - A Fish Called Wanda 00:06 Behave yourself from now on or I'll break your neck OK I want you to know something What - A Fish Called Wanda 00:08 I want you to know something What All right I'm sorry I ate your fish OK - A Fish Called Wanda 00:05 All right I'm sorry I ate your fish OK You are the sexiest most beautiful girl I have ever seen - A Fish Called Wanda 00:16 You are the sexiest most beautiful girl I have ever seen Know what Nietzsche said about them He said they were God's second blunder - A Fish Called Wanda 00:13 Know what Nietzsche said about them He said they were... English accent Hello K K Ken's p p pets - A Fish Called Wanda 00:22 English accent Hello K K Ken's p p pets Shit God - A Fish Called Wanda 00:09 Shit God Chuckles You spineless bimbo - A Fish Called Wanda 00:05 Chuckles You spineless bimbo You owe me a p p p - A Fish Called Wanda 00:04 You owe me a p p p No Nothing no marks at all - A Fish Called Wanda 00:17 No Nothing no marks at all Let's get the diamonds - A Fish Called Wanda 00:03 Let's get the diamonds The English contribution to world cuisine the chip - A Fish Called Wanda 00:07 The English contribution to world cuisine the chip What the hell are you doing I might ask you the same question - A Fish Called Wanda 00:34 What the hell are you doing I might ask you the same... Don't call me stupid Why on earth not - A Fish Called Wanda 00:34 Don't call me stupid Why on earth not Oh I'm so very very very very s - A Fish Called Wanda 00:09 Oh I'm so very very very very s How do you do Mrs Leach I'm Harvey Manfren jensen - A Fish Called Wanda 00:09 How do you do Mrs Leach I'm Harvey Manfren jensen Crash Asshole - A Fish Called Wanda 00:08 Crash Asshole Don't call me stupid - A Fish Called Wanda 00:04 Don't call me stupid Don't call me stupid Why on earth not - A Fish Called Wanda 00:07 Don't call me stupid Why on earth not What is this Hump a Limey Week suddenly - A Fish Called Wanda 00:07 What is this Hump a Limey Week suddenly I used to box for Oxford - A Fish Called Wanda 00:08 I used to box for Oxford Just go ahead Pork away pal Fuck her blue - A Fish Called Wanda 00:09 Just go ahead Pork away pal Fuck her blue I Wendy I Wanda I wonder I w w w - A Fish Called Wanda 00:05 I Wendy I Wanda I wonder I w w w You look good Arch I used to box for Oxford - A Fish Called Wanda 00:08 You look good Arch I used to box for Oxford English accent Uh yes Yes 'fraid so old chap Sorry - A Fish Called Wanda 00:09 English accent Uh yes Yes 'fraid so old chap Sorry How come a girl as bright as you could have a brother who's so - A Fish Called Wanda 00:17 How come a girl as bright as you could have a brother... One thing though Touch his dick and he's dead - A Fish Called Wanda 00:14 One thing though Touch his dick and he's dead Um yes of course Oh look The Queen - A Fish Called Wanda 00:13 Um yes of course Oh look The Queen But you're alive God bless you - A Fish Called Wanda 00:25 But you're alive God bless you What about my tits Does he get to handle them - A Fish Called Wanda 00:10 What about my tits Does he get to handle them Oh Ken it's you I thought it was the police again - A Fish Called Wanda 00:26 Oh Ken it's you I thought it was the police again I wanna make love with you Wanda - A Fish Called Wanda 00:15 I wanna make love with you Wanda Right Nobody lies in England - A Fish Called Wanda 00:09 Right Nobody lies in England Well Ken - A Fish Called Wanda 00:57 Well Ken
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Cast

Archie Leach - John Cleese
Wanda Gershwitz - Jamie Lee Curtis
Otto - Kevin Kline
Ken Pile - Michael Palin
Wendy - Maria Aitken
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