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The truth is I can't do this without you, man
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A Futile and Stupid Gesture

The truth isI can't do this without you, man

The truth is
I can't do this without you, man

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The truth is I can't do this without you, man.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:35
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy
Production
Abominable Pictures,Principato-Young Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In the 1970s and '80s, National Lampoon's success and influence creates a new media empire overseen in part by the brilliant and troubled Douglas Kenney.
And the day that it stops being fun, we'll walk away. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:04
And the day that it stops being fun, we'll walk away.
I looked at your proposal for Harvard Lampoon. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:12
I looked at your proposal for Harvard Lampoon.
Oh, and you think that's what this country needs is a comedy magazine. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:05
Oh, and you think that's what this country needs is a c...
Shouldn't Harvard boys like you be working on Wall Street - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:07
Shouldn't Harvard boys like you be working on Wall Stre...
There's a vast gap between Mad magazine and the New Yorker... - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:06
There's a vast gap between Mad magazine and the New Yor...
We publish Life, Fortune, Sports Illustrated. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:05
We publish Life, Fortune, Sports Illustrated.
You'll never sell a magazine. No one will ever go to a newsstand. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:04
You'll never sell a magazine. No one will ever go to a ...
Our Time parody, right there, sold over half a million copies. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:14
Our Time parody, right there, sold over half a million copie...
- I'm sorry? - Modern Sandwich. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:09
- I'm sorry? - Modern Sandwich.
Hey, we are a country divided in so many ways: - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:07
Hey, we are a country divided in so many ways:
But two slices of bread, some meat, a condiment or two? - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:04
But two slices of bread, some meat, a condiment or two?
But two slices of bread some meat a condiment or two - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:09
But two slices of bread some meat a condiment or two
There is a huge under-served audience for investigative sandwich journalism. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:07
There is a huge under-served audience for investigative sand...
Modern Sandwich! - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:05
Modern Sandwich!
Show pictures of pickles and things that look like pickles, - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:08
Show pictures of pickles and things that look like pickles,
The point is, you don't have a fucking clue. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:04
The point is, you don't have a fucking clue.
You're the kind of people who commute back and forth from Westport, Connecticut. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:05
You're the kind of people who commute back and forth fr...
And we have nothing to do with you. Fucking pieces of shit. - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:05
And we have nothing to do with you. Fucking pieces of shit.
Fuck those guys you know They're just like my dad - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:11
Fuck those guys you know They're just like my dad
So can we please just pretend for a second that they and we are on the same side - A Futile and Stupid Gesture 00:07
So can we please just pretend for a second that they and we ...