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We Yeah

A Guide for the Married Man

Joe? Yeah. Hi, baby. Hi, honey. How are the kids? Fine. Good. What's for dinner? Chicken....

A Guide for the Married Man • 1967

Technical Adviser: Joe?
Technical Adviser: Yeah. Hi, baby.
Technical Adviser: Hi, honey.
Technical Adviser: How are the kids?
Technical Adviser: Fine.
Technical Adviser: Good. What's for dinner?
Technical Adviser: Chicken.
Technical Adviser: Chicken? We just had that two days ago.
Technical Adviser: No, that was last Thursday we had chicken.
Technical Adviser: Are you calling me a liar?
Technical Adviser: No, honey...
Technical Adviser: A man kills himself working for his wife and family all day long. What does he get when he gets home? Chicken and insults!
Technical Adviser: Honey!
Technical Adviser: Well, it's not bad enough we have chicken every day...
Technical Adviser: We do not have chicken every day!
Technical Adviser: Why don't you learn how to cook something else for a change?
Technical Adviser: I do. Yesterday we had pot roast.
Technical Adviser: Pot roast? It tasted more like the pot than the roast.
Technical Adviser: Are you complaining about my cooking?
Technical Adviser: Yes.
Technical Adviser: Well, if you don't like it why don't you go someplace else?
Technical Adviser: All right, I will!
Technical Adviser: All right, go ahead!

Full Transcript

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We Yeah

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Hi baby Hi honey

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How are the kids Fine

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Good What's for dinner Chicken

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Chicken We just had that two days ago

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No That was last Thursday we had chicken

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Are you callin' me a liar No honey I just

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A man kills himselfworkin' for his wife and family all day long

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What does he get when he gets home Chicken and insults

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Honey It's not bad enough we have chicken every day

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We do not have chicken every day

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Why don't you learn how to cook somethin' else for a change

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I do Yesterday we had pot roast

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That was pot roast huh Yeah

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Tasted more like the pot than the roast

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Are you complaining about my cooking Yes

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Well if you don't like it why don't you go someplace else

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A right I will All right Go ahead

Duration

49 seconds

Views

104

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:37

Uploaded

Jan 24, 2025

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Neighborhood Lothario Ed Stander gives his married friend Paul Manning a series of lessons on how to cheat on his wife without being caught. These lessons are illustrated by several Hollywood movie stars serving as technical advis...