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It's wild

A History of Violence

It's wild. - Hey, Tom.- Morning, Pat. - Hey, Mick.- Tom. Charlotte's gonna be a little...

A History of Violence • 2005

It's wild. - Hey, Tom.- Morning, Pat. - Hey, Mick.- Tom. Charlotte's gonna be a little latethis morning. - Was she drunk again?- Yeah, I guess. Hey, who's the craziest womanyou ever dated? - Me?- Yeah. Mick and me were talkingabout some girls we went with. Uh-huh. He once dated a girl who usedto attack him in the middle of the night. - She what?- Yeah. She used to havethese crazy goddamn dreams where, instead of her boyfriend,I was a demented killer. I woke up one night, she stucka goddamn fork in my shoulder. - You're kidding me.- No. I'm spurting blood, she's sitting there, crying,going, "Baby, I love you, I love you." So, what happened?You broke up with her, right? No, I married her. Hey, it lasted six years. Nobody's perfect, Tom. I guess not

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It's wild

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Hey Tom Morning Pat

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Hey Mick Tom

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Charlotte's gonna be a little late this morning

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Was she drunk again Yeah I guess

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Hey who's the craziest woman you ever dated

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Me Yeah

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Mick and me were talking about some girls we went with

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Uh huh

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He once dated a girl who used to attack him in the middle of the night

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She what Yeah

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She used to have these crazy goddamn dreams

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where instead of her boyfriend I was a demented killer

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I woke up one night she stuck a goddamn fork in my shoulder

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You're kidding me No

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I'm spurting blood

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she's sitting there crying going Baby I love you I love you

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So what happened You broke up with her right

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No I married her

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Hey it lasted six years

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Nobody's perfect Tom

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I guess not

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Шантава работа

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Здрасти Том Добро утро Пат

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Здрасти Мик Том

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Шарлът малко ще закъснее

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Пак ли е препила Сигурно

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Коя е най шантавата жена с която си излизал

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Аз ли Разправяме си за стари гаджета

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Мик си имал една дето го нападала посред нощ

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Сериозно

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Сънуваше някакви щуротии че съм откачен убиец

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Една нощ се събудих с вилица забодена в рамото

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Не говориш сериозно

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На мен кръвта ми изтича а тя плаче и повтаря

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Скъпи аз те обичам

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Какво стана Разкара я нали

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Не ожених се за нея

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Изкарахме 6 години

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Няма съвършени хора Том Щом казваш

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真瘋狂

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早湯姆早派特

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早米克湯姆

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夏洛特今天會晚到

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她又喝醉啦我猜是吧

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你交往過最瘋狂的女人是誰

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我對啊

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我和米克聊到交往過的女孩

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他曾經跟一個女生交往會在半夜攻擊他

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什麼真的

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她以前會做那種誇張的夢

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夢裡我不是她男朋友而是瘋狂殺手

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有天晚上我醒來她在我肩上插了把叉子

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不會吧真的

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我在噴血

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她坐在那邊哭著說寶貝我愛你

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結果咧你跟她分手了吧

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不我娶了她

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維持了六年

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沒有人是完美的湯姆

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我想也是

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To jsou věci

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Ahoj Tome Dobrý ráno Pate

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Ahoj Micku Tome

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Charlotte přijde dneska pozdějc

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Zase se opila Asi jo

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Hele s jakou nejbláznivější ženskou jsi chodil

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Já

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Jo Bavíme se tu s Mickem o našich bejvalkách

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Kdysi chodil s holkou která na něj po nocích útočila

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Cože No jo

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Měla takový bláznivý sny

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že prej nejsem její přítel ale nějakej šílenej vrah

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Jednou v noci jsem se probudil a měl v rameni vidličku

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Kecáš

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Ne Tekla ze mě krev

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A ona tam naříkala Zlato miluju tě miluju tě

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A co dál Rozešli jste se

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Vzal jsem si ji

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Vydrželo to šest let

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Nikdo není dokonalý Tome

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Ne to není

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Metsik lugu

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Charlotte tuleb täna pisut hiljem

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Oli eile jälle täis Ju vist

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Ütle kõige hullem naine kellega sa käinud oled Mina

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Me räägime tüdrukutest kellega käisime

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Mick käis kunagi sellisega kes teda öösel ründas

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Mida

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Ta nägi segaseid unenägusid et ma olen hull mõrvar

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Ärkasin kord kahvel õlga löödud

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Nalja teed

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Ei Minul veri jookseb tema istub ja nutab

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musi ma armastan sind

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Mis siis sai Jätsid ta maha

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Ei võtsin naiseks

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Abielu kestis kuus aastat

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Keegi pole ideaalne Tom Ega vist

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Oui c'est vraiment dingue

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Salut Tom Bonjour Pat

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Salut Mick Ça va Tom

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Charlotte sera en retard ce matin

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Elle s'est encore soûlée Oui sans doute

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Qui est la femme la plus folle avec qui tu sois sorti

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Moi

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Ouais On décrivait les filles qu'on s'était faites

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Han han Il m'a dit qu'il y en avait une

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qui parfois le frappait au milieu de la nuit

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Sans blague Oui

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Elle faisait des cauchemars horribles dans lesquels j'étais un tueur fou

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Une nuit je me suis réveillé avec une fourchette plantée en pleine épaule

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Tu te fous de moi Non J'avais du sang partout

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et elle sanglotait en disant Mon amour je t'aime tant je t'aime tant

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Qu'est ce que tu as fait Tu as rompu

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Je l'ai épousée

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Ça a duré six ans

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On n'est pas tous parfaits Tom

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Il faut croire que non

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Είναι τρελό

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Γεια Τομ Καλημέρα Πατ

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Γεια Μικ Τομ

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Η Σάρλοτ θα αργήσει λίγο σήμερα

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Πάλι τα έτσουξε Ναι μάλλον

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Ποια ήταν η πιο τρελή γυναίκα με την οποία έχεις βγει

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Εγώ Ναι

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Ο Μικ κι εγώ λέγαμε για τις κοπέλες που έχουμε βγει

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Έβγαινε με μια κοπέλα που του ορμούσε μέσα στη νύχτα

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Τι έκανε λέει Ναι

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Έβλεπε κάτι τρελά όνειρα

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όπου αντί για τον φίλο της ήμουν ένας τρελός δολοφόνος

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Ξύπνησα ένα βράδυ και μου είχε χώσει ένα πιρούνι στον ώμο

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Πλάκα μου κάνεις Όχι

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Το αίμα έτρεχε ποτάμι

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κι εκείνη έκλαιγε κι έλεγε Μωρό μου σ' αγαπώ

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Και τι έγινε Τη χώρισες σωστά

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Όχι την παντρεύτηκα

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Κράτησε έξι χρόνια

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Κανείς δεν είναι τέλειος Τομ

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Έτσι φαίνεται

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זה מטורף

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היי טום בוקר טוב פאט

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היי מיק טום

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שרלוט תאחר קצת הבוקר

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היא שוב השתכרה כן אני מניח

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היי מי האישה הכי מטורפת שאיתה יצאת

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אני כן

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מיק ואני דיברנו על בחורות שאיתן יצאנו

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הוא יצא פעם עם בחורה שנהגה לתקוף אותו באמצע הלילה

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היא מה כן

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היו לה חלומות מטורפים

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ובמקום החבר שלה הייתי רוצח מטורף

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לילה אחד התעוררתי לאחר שהיא תקעה לי מזלג בכתף

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אתה צוחק עליי לא

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דם מתיז ממני לכל עבר

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והיא יושבת בוכה ואומרת מותק אני אוהבת אותך

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ומה קרה גמרת איתה נכון

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לא התחתנתי איתה

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זה נמשך שש שנים

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איש אינו מושלם טום

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אני מניח שלא

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Állati

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Tom Üdv Pat

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Helló Mick Helló

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Charlotte késni fog Megint benyesett

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Gondolom Melyik volt a legeszelősebb nőd

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Nekem Épp a csajokról dumáltunk

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Mick kavart egy spinével aki éjszakánként előkapta a kést

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Mi

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A flepnis bige folyton azt álmodta hogy kéjgyilkos vagyok

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Egyszer arra ébredek hogy egy villa áll ki a vállamból

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Viccelsz Nem

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Spriccel a vér ő meg csak zokog

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Úgy szeretlek drágám

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Menekülőre fogtad

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Feleségül vettem

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6 évig voltunk együtt

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Senki sem tökéletes Hát nem

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Itu gila

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Hei Tom Selamat pagi Pat

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Hei Mick Tom

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Charlotte akan terlambat pagi ini

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Apakah ia mabuk lagi Ya kurasa begitu

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Hei siapa wanita paling gila yang pernah kau kencani

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Aku Ya

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Mick dan aku sedang membahas beberapa gadis yang pernah dikencani

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Ia pernah berkencan dengan gadis yang suka menyerangnya tengah malam

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Ia apa Ya

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Ia dulu sering bermimpi gila

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tentang alih alih pacarnya aku adalah seorang pembunuh gila

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Suatu malam aku terbangun ia menancapkan garpu di bahuku

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Kau bergurau Tidak

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Aku menyemburkan darah

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ia duduk di sana menangis berkata Sayang aku mencintaimu

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Jadi apa yang terjadi Kau putus dengannya 'kan

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Tidak aku menikahinya

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Hei pernikahan itu bertahan enam tahun

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Tak ada yang sempurna Tom

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Kurasa tidak

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È pazzesco

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Ciao Tom Buongiorno Pat

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Ciao Mick Ciao Tom

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Charlotte farà tardi stamattina

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Era di nuovo ubriaca Sì credo

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Ehi chi è la donna più pazza con cui sei uscito

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Io Sì

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Io e Mick parlavamo delle ragazze con cui siamo stati

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Una volta è uscito con una ragazza che lo aggrediva nel cuore della notte

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Cosa Già

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Faceva dei maledetti sogni assurdi

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in cui anziché il suo ragazzo io ero un pazzo assassino

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Una notte mi sono svegliato mi aveva ficcato una forchetta nella spalla

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Stai scherzando No

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Spruzzo sangue a fiotti

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e lei lì seduta che piange e dice Tesoro ti amo ti amo

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E poi cos'è successo L'hai lasciata vero

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No l'ho sposata

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Ehi è durata sei anni

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Nessuno è perfetto Tom

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Immagino di no

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Tas gan ir jocīgi

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Šarlote atnāks mazliet vēlāk

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Vai atkal piedzērusies Laikam

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Kura draudzene tev bijusi pati trakākā Man

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Mēs atceramies savas meitenes

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Kāda draudzene naktī dažkārt viņam uzbruka

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Ko viņa darīja

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Pa laikam viņa sapņoja ka es esmu slepkava psihopāts

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Reiz pamodos un viņa ietrieca man plecā dakšu

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Tu joko

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Nē Man plūst asinis šī sēž un raud

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Es tevi mīlu mīlu

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Kas notika pēc tam Vai izšķīrāties

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Nē apprecējāmies

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Nodzīvojām kopā sešus gadus

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Neviens nav ideāls Tom Droši vien

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Tikras pasiutimas

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Labas Tomai Labas rytas Patai

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Sveikas Mikai Tomai

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Šarlotė šįryt vėluos

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Ji vėl prisiliuobė

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Greičiausiai

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Klausyk kuri iš tavo merginų buvo labiausiai kvanktelėjusi

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Mano merginų

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Kalbamės apie merginas su kuriomis susitikinėjome

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Jis draugavo su mergina kuri vidury nakties ant jo užpuldavo

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Ką

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Ji sapnuodavo kad aš išprotėjęs žudikas

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Kartą nubudau su šakute petyje

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Juokauji

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Ne Aš trykštu kraujais o ji sėdi ir verkia

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Brangusis aš tave myliu Aš tave myliu

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Ką tu darei Metei ją

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Ne aš ją vedžiau

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Santuoka truko šešerius metus

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Tobulų žmonių nėra Tomai

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Tikriausiai

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To dziwne

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Cześć Tom Dzień dobry Pat

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Cześć Mick Tom

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Charles przyjdzie dziś później

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Ma kaca Chyba tak

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Spotykałeś się kiedyś z szaloną kobietą

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Ja

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Rozmawiamy o naszych kobietach

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Tak

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On chodził z taką co go w nocy zaatakowała

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Co zrobiła Naprawdę

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Miała szalone sny o tym że

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byłem strasznym zabójcą

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Którejś nocy obudziłem się z widelcem w ramieniu

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Żartujesz

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Nie Spływałem krwią

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a ona płakała i powtarzała że mnie kocha

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I co Rzuciłeś ją

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Nie poślubiłem

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To trwało sześć lat

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Nikt nie jest doskonały Tom

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Chyba nie

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Que loucura

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Olá Tom Bom dia Pat

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Olá Mick Tom

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A Charlotte hoje vem mais tarde

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Estava outra vez bêbeda Sim acho que sim

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Quem foi a mulher mais louca com quem já saíste

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Eu Sim

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Eu e o Mick estávamos a falar de antigas namoradas

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Ele andou com uma miúda que costumava atacá lo a meio da noite

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Ela o quê Sim

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Tinha uns sonhos bizarros

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em que em vez de ser o namorado eu era um assassino tarado

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Uma noite acordei e tinha me espetado um garfo no ombro

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Estás a brincar Não

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Eu ali a jorrar sangue

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e ela ali sentada a chorar Querido amo te amo te

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O que aconteceu Acabaste com ela não

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Não casei com ela

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Durou seis anos

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Ninguém é perfeito Tom

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Parece que não

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Ничего себе

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Привет Том Доброе утро Пэт

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Привет Мик Том

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Шарлотта сегодня слегка задержится

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Опять напилась Похоже на то

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Слушай с какой самой ненормальной женщиной ты встречался

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Я

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Мы тут с Миком обсуждаем женщин с которыми встречались

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Он как то встречался с женщиной кто набрасывалась на него посреди ночи

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Что Ага

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Ей постоянно снилось

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что я не ее парень а какой то маньяк убийца

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Как то раз я проснулся с вилкой в плече

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Ты шутишь Нет

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Я истекал кровью

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А она сидела рядом и плакала Детка я люблю тебя Я люблю тебя

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И что было дальше Вы с ней расстались

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Нет мы поженились

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Эй мы 6 лет были вместе

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Никто не идеален Том

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Пожалуй

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Noro

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Tom Jutro Pat Hej Mick

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Charlotte bo malo zamudila Se ga je spet napila Možno

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Katera je najbolj zmešana ženska s katero si hodil Jaz

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Pogovarjava se o puncah s katerimi sva hodila

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Nekoč je hodil z neko žensko ki ga je napadla sredi noči

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V sanjah se ji je bledlo da sem poblazneli morilec

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Ponoči me je z vilicami zabodla v ramo Se hecaš

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Iz mene je lila kri ona pa se je cmerila in ponavljala

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Srček ljubim te ljubim te

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In kaj si naredil Si jo dal na čevelj ne

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Poročil sem se z njo

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Zdržala sva celih šest let

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Nihče ni popoln Tom Verjetno res ne

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Qué extraño

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Hola Tom Buenos días Pat

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Hola Mick Tom

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Charlotte va a llegar tarde hoy

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Se emborrachó otra vez Sí supongo

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Cuál fue la mujer más loca con la que saliste

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Yo

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Estábamos hablando de algunas de nuestras novias

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Ajá Él salió con una chica

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que lo atacaba a la mitad de la noche

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Qué Sí

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Tenía unos sueños locos en los que yo era un asesino demente

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Una noche desperté y tenía clavado un tenedor en el hombro

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Estás bromeando No me estaba brotando la sangre

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Y ella estaba llorando diciendo Mi vida te quiero Te quiero

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Y qué pasó Rompiste con ella no

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Me casé con ella

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Duró seis años

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Nadie es perfecto Tom

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Supongo que no

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บ ามาก

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ไงทอม อร ณสว สด แพท

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ไงม ค ทอม

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ชาร ลอตจะเข าสายหน อยนะเช าน

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เมาค างอ กแล วเหรอ คงง น

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ผ หญ งท เคยเดทด วยคนไหนบ าท ส ด

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ผมเหรอ ใช

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ม คก บฉ นค ยเร องสาวท เคยเดทด วย

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เขาเคยเดทสาวท จ โจมของกลางด ก

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เธอท าอะไรนะ ใช

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เธอเคยฝ นบ าๆ

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ว าฉ นเป นฆาตกรโรคจ ต แทนท จะเป นแฟนของเธอน ะส

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ว นหน งต นข นมา แล วเอาส อมป กไหล ฉ น

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ล อเล นใช ม ย ไม เลย

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ฉ นเล อดกระฉ ด

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เธอน งร องไห บอกว า ท ร ก ฉ นร กค ณ

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แล วไงต อ นายเล กก บเธอใช ม ย

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เปล า ฉ นแต งก บเธอ

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อย ได ต งหกป นะ

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ไม ม ใครสมบ รณ แบบ ทอม

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ก คงไม

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İnanılmaz

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Selam Tom Günaydın Pat

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Selam Mick Tom

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Charlotte bugün biraz geç gelecek

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Yine mi sarhoş Evet sanırım

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Çıktığın en deli kadın kimdi

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Benim mi Evet

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Mick'le çıktığı kızlar hakkında konuşuyorduk

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Bir keresinde gece yarısı kendisine saldıran bir kızla çıkmış

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Kız ne yaparmış Evet ya

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Sürekli delice rüyalar görürdü

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rüyasında beni sevgilisi değil de manyak bir katil olarak görürdü

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Bir gece uyandı ve omzuma bir çatal sapladı

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Dalga geçiyorsun Hayır

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Benden kan fışkırıyor

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o da oturmuş ağlıyor Bebeğim seni seviyorum diye hıçkırıyordu

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Ee ne oldu Ondan ayrıldın değil mi

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Hayır onunla evlendim

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Altı yıl sürdü

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Kimse mükemmel değil Tom

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Sanırım değil

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Отакої

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Привіт Том Доброго ранку Пет

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Привіт Мік Том

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Шарлотта сьогодні трохи затримається

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Знову напилася Схоже на те

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Слухай з якою самою ненормальною жінкою ти зустрічався

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Я Авжеж

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Ми тут з Міком обговорюємо жінок з якими зустрічалися

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Він якось зустрічався з жінкою яка кидалася на нього посеред ночі

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Що Авжеж

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Їй постійно снилося

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що я не її хлопець а якийсь маніяк вбивця

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Одного разу я прокинувся з виделкою в плечі

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Ти жартуєш Ні

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Я спливав кров'ю

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А вона сиділа поруч і плакала Дітки я люблю тебе Я люблю тебе

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І що було далі Ви з нею розлучилися

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Ні ми одружилися

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Гей ми 6 років були разом

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Ніхто не ідеальний Том

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Мабуть

Available in 21 languages

Duration

61 seconds

Views

29

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:53

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Genres

action, crime, drama

Production

New Line Cinema,BenderSpink,Media I! Filmproduktion München & Company

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Movie Summary

A mild-mannered man becomes a local hero through an act of violence, which sets off repercussions that will shake his family to its very core.