A League of Their Own quotes

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During World War II when all the men are fighting the war, most of the jobs that were left vacant because of their absence were filled in by women. The owners of the baseball teams, not wanting baseball to be dormant indefinitely, decide to form teams with women. So scouts are sent all over the country to find women players. One of the scouts, passes through Oregon and finds a woman named Dottie Hinson, who is incredible. He approaches her and asks her to try out but she's not interested. However, her sister, Kit who wants to get out of Oregon, offers to go. But he agrees only if she can get her sister to go. When they try out, they're chosen and are on the same team. Jimmy Dugan, a former player, who's now a drunk, is the team manager. But he doesn't feel as if it's a real job so he drinks and is not exactly doing his job. So Dottie steps up. After a few months when it appears the girls are not garnering any attention, the league is facing closure till Dottie does something that ...

Director: Penny Marshall
Writer: Kim Wilson (story), Kelly Candaele (story), Lowell Ganz (screenplay), Babaloo Mandel (screenplay)
Production: Columbia Pictures
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 01 Jul 1992
Awards: Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 6 wins & 11 nominations.


82 Clips & Quotes

I don't need this - A League of Their Own 02:22 I don't need this I like the high ones - A League of Their Own 00:16 I like the high ones How it works is - A League of Their Own 00:17 How it works is Don't use my bat - A League of Their Own 00:18 Don't use my bat Which team do you play for - A League of Their Own 02:11 Which team do you play for We've got Canadians - A League of Their Own 01:43 We've got Canadians Doesn't that hurt them - A League of Their Own 01:45 Doesn't that hurt them My uniform bursts open and - A League of Their Own 00:44 My uniform bursts open and You're gonna lose - A League of Their Own 00:54 You're gonna lose I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you scratched your balls for an hour - A League of Their Own 00:34 I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you... Has anybody seen my new red hat - A League of Their Own 00:22 Has anybody seen my new red hat Hallowed be Thy name - A League of Their Own 00:58 Hallowed be Thy name What did you do to her - A League of Their Own 00:20 What did you do to her You kind of let me down on that San Antonio job - A League of Their Own 02:04 You kind of let me down on that San Antonio job Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently - A League of Their Own 00:45 Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently You ever hear Dad introduce us to people - A League of Their Own 00:39 You ever hear Dad introduce us to people I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls - A League of Their Own 00:48 I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls What's your name - A League of Their Own 00:22 What's your name If I had your job - A League of Their Own 00:21 If I had your job Does he know how good you are - A League of Their Own 00:13 Does he know how good you are What are you giving her to read - A League of Their Own 00:55 What are you giving her to read Thanks for gettin' me into the league - A League of Their Own 00:27 Thanks for gettin' me into the league Grab a shower and shave - A League of Their Own 00:27 Grab a shower and shave Your date's here - A League of Their Own 00:35 Your date's here Some of them are going home - A League of Their Own 00:37 Some of them are going home Until you did that - A League of Their Own 01:39 Until you did that This is what it's going to be like in the factories - A League of Their Own 01:08 This is what it's going to be like in the factories You ever been married - A League of Their Own 00:15 You ever been married What's your rush - A League of Their Own 00:36 What's your rush Avoid the clap - A League of Their Own 00:14 Avoid the clap I have seen enough to know I have seen too much - A League of Their Own 00:24 I have seen enough to know I have seen too much Then there's pretty Dottie Henson - A League of Their Own 00:54 Then there's pretty Dottie Henson What did you say - A League of Their Own 00:23 What did you say Let's make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies - A League of Their Own 00:17 Let's make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies Can we just hold each other for the rest of our lives - A League of Their Own 00:18 Can we just hold each other for the rest of our lives And what am I supposed to do - A League of Their Own 00:51 And what am I supposed to do Give the people a thrill - A League of Their Own 00:30 Give the people a thrill I loved you in the Wizard of Oz - A League of Their Own 00:13 I loved you in the Wizard of Oz Where did you come from - A League of Their Own 00:30 Where did you come from I got you into this league - A League of Their Own 00:37 I got you into this league You look like shit - A League of Their Own 00:22 You look like shit I singin' to Nelson - A League of Their Own 00:11 I singin' to Nelson And how about Marla Hooch - A League of Their Own 00:12 And how about Marla Hooch What the hell's going on - A League of Their Own 00:16 What the hell's going on I'm a goddamn Peach - A League of Their Own 00:11 I'm a goddamn Peach Baseball pitches in for the war effort - A League of Their Own 01:09 Baseball pitches in for the war effort You're only the best player in the league - A League of Their Own 00:15 You're only the best player in the league What do you suggest - A League of Their Own 00:15 What do you suggest You going to come with us - A League of Their Own 01:00 You going to come with us How hard can it be to make a lineup - A League of Their Own 00:18 How hard can it be to make a lineup I don't want you - A League of Their Own 00:22 I don't want you These are the worst - A League of Their Own 01:36 These are the worst With enormously dangerous consequences to the home - A League of Their Own 01:53 With enormously dangerous consequences to the home And that's more than a name - A League of Their Own 00:16 And that's more than a name No skin off my ashtabula - A League of Their Own 00:23 No skin off my ashtabula You haven't changed one bit - A League of Their Own 00:18 You haven't changed one bit That was clear inside - A League of Their Own 00:31 That was clear inside I could have finished - A League of Their Own 00:34 I could have finished I never saw a woman throw up that much - A League of Their Own 00:34 I never saw a woman throw up that much You can all kiss my ass - A League of Their Own 00:16 You can all kiss my ass He's really a sweetheart - A League of Their Own 00:23 He's really a sweetheart They play with sprained ankles - A League of Their Own 00:46 They play with sprained ankles The shine still isn't off these  diamond  gals - A League of Their Own 01:14 The shine still isn't off these diamond gals What are you lookin' at - A League of Their Own 00:12 What are you lookin' at If you have any trouble - A League of Their Own 00:29 If you have any trouble This will be better than a movie - A League of Their Own 00:14 This will be better than a movie What do you say - A League of Their Own 00:14 What do you say We got a lot to do - A League of Their Own 04:11 We got a lot to do I'm sorry I knocked you over - A League of Their Own 04:11 I'm sorry I knocked you over Bite my butt and call me an apple - A League of Their Own 00:20 Bite my butt and call me an apple But get him away from the tape - A League of Their Own 01:16 But get him away from the tape Keep that kid away from me for just one game - A League of Their Own 00:16 Keep that kid away from me for just one game I'll throw him a few - A League of Their Own 01:07 I'll throw him a few Did you promise the cows to write - A League of Their Own 00:14 Did you promise the cows to write Now batting for the Peaches - A League of Their Own 01:14 Now batting for the Peaches You'll scare the chickens - A League of Their Own 00:12 You'll scare the chickens One foot in front of the other - A League of Their Own 00:13 One foot in front of the other There's no point to it anymore - A League of Their Own 01:23 There's no point to it anymore You can't do it - A League of Their Own 02:43 You can't do it Where'd you find this - A League of Their Own 03:25 Where'd you find this Would you stop kicking the rocks - A League of Their Own 02:22 Would you stop kicking the rocks For goodness sake - A League of Their Own 00:22 For goodness sake

Cast

Jimmy Dugan - Tom Hanks
C Dottie Hinson - Geena Davis
P Kit Keller - Lori Petty
C F Mae Mordabito - Madonna
3B Doris Murphy - Rosie O'Donnell
2B Marla Hooch - Megan Cavanagh
RF Evelyn Gardner - Bitty Schram
LF Shirley Baker - Ann Cusack
1B Helen Haley - Anne Ramsay
SS 'Beans' Babbitt - Robin Knight
2B Marbleann Wilkenson - Patti Pelton
OF Beverly Dixon - Kelli Simpkins
OF Neezer Dalton - Neezer Tarleton
OF Connie Calhoun - Connie Pounds-Taylor
OF 'Mumbles' Brockman - Kathleen Marshall
2B Vivian Ernst - Sharon Szmidt
Miss Cuthbert - Pauline Brailsford
Ira Lowenstein - David Strathairn
Walter Harvey - Garry Marshall
Ernie Capadino - Jon Lovitz
Bob Hinson - Bill Pullman
Stilwell - Justin Scheller
Dave Hooch - Eddie Jones
Nelson - Alan Wilder
Empathetic Umpire - Michael Haley
Racine Coach Charlie - Don S. Davis
Racine Pitcher - Janet Jones
Racine Catcher - Brenda Ferrari
Racine 1B - Téa Leoni
Maida Gillespie - Laurel Cronin
Western Union Man - Robert Stanton
Heckler - Joe Krowka
Newsreel Announcer - Harry Shearer
Margaret - Blaire Baron
Jeffrey - Ryan Howell
Vacuum Salesman - David Franks
Dollbody Kid - Ryan Olsen
Charm School Instructor - Ellie Weingardt
Charm School Assistant - Larissa Collins
Doris' Fan #1 - Douglas Blakeslee
Doris' Fan #2 - Joey Slotnick
Autograph Kid #1 - Brian Flannery
Autograph Kid #2 - Stephen Feagley
Ma Keller - Rae Allen
Mitch Swaley - Gregory Sporleder
Mae's Guy in Bar - Eddie Mekka
Kit's Guy in Bar - Stephen Mailer
Ticket Scalper (as Ray Chapman) - Raymond L. Chapman
Opera Singer - Joette Hodgen
Older Dottie - Lynn Cartwright
Older Kit - Kathleen Butler
Older Mae - Eunice Anderson
Older Doris - Vera Johnson
Older Marla - Patricia Wilson
Older Stilwell - Mark Holton
Older Shirley - Barbara Erwin
Older Betty - Betty Miller
Older Ellen Sue - Eugenia McLin
Older Helen - Barbara Pilavin
Older Ira - Marvin Einhorn
Older Alice - Shirley Burkovich
Lady in Bleachers - Dolores 'Pickles' Dries
Additional Player - Shelly Adlard
Additional Player - Vickie Buse
Additional Player - K.C. Carr
Additional Player - Julie Croteau
Additional Player - Tonya Gilles Koch
Additional Player - Kirsten Gretick
Additional Player - Stacey Gustaferro
Additional Player - Lisa Hand
Additional Player - Cheryl Jones
Additional Player - Shelly Niemeyer
Additional Player - Sally Rutherford
Additional Player - Lita Schmitt
Additional Player - Amanda Walker
Additional Player - Brenda Watson
Baseball Fan with Boy - Clint Calvert
Baseball Owner - Del Close
Charm School Assistant - Sarah Cosgrove-Gaumond
Soldier - Cris Cunningham
Photographer - Doug Decker
Ray Foster - Gary Houston
Radio Sportscaster - David L. Lander
Racine Pitcher - Kindra Marra
Ballplayer - Megan McCarthy
Mr. Murphy - Ed Quinn
Enthusiastic Fan - Phil Russell
Loudmouth from Lukash - Ray Toler
Background Extra - Robin Wyatt