I know. Ssh

Doris Murphy:
[Balancing the bottom of a baseball bat on the tip of her index finger]
Hey, Mae. Mae Mordabito:
What? Doris Murphy:
Come here and look at this. Mae Mordabito:
Wait a second, Doris! Doris Murphy:
I can't wait any longer, so get up! Mae Mordabito:
[Tying her shoe, looks up]
So. Doris Murphy:
Yeah, so, I ain't done yet. Watch. [Flips bat, lands on the opposite side in the palm of her hand] Mae Mordabito:
That's it? Doris Murphy:
Yeah, you can't do it. Mae Mordabito:
I could do it. How long you been working it on it? Doris Murphy:
What? Took me about year. Not counting them 2 months I was in the hospital, though. Bat hit me right in the head. Bam! Mae Mordabito:
Really? Doris Murphy:
Yep. Mae Mordabito:
You had to have knocked your behind 'cause that looks really swollen. Doris Murphy:
[Dropping the bat in a tough manner, confronting Mae with a whiny tone]
Hey, what the heck kind of a think is that to say to me, Mae? Mae Mordabito:
I'm sorry. Doris Murphy:
That ain't funny. Mae Mordabito:
I'm sorry. I'm just nervous all right - - [They see Dottie, Kit, and Marla staring at them] Mae Mordabito:
- -What are you looking at? Doris Murphy:
Yeah, what are you looking at? Dottie Hinson:
Nothing. Doris Murphy, Mae Mordabito:
Yeah right, Nothing. Kit Keller:
All these girls gonna be in the league? Mae Mordabito:
[Taking a puff of her cigarette and exhaling the smoke]
You wish. Doris Murphy:
Yeah, you do wish. Mae Mordabito:
They're gonna have 4 teams, 16 girls to a team. Dottie Hinson:
[to Kit]
64 girls. Doris Murphy:
Yeah, what are you, a genius? Mae Mordabito:
You know, they got over 100 girls, so, um, some of you are gonna have to go home. [They start to walk away, talking to each other] Mae Mordabito:
Come on, Doris. Some people are real jerks. Kit Keller:
What do you mean some of us? Mae Mordabito:
Do it. [Doris throws a baseball at Dottie, who catches the ball with her bare hands, impressing Doris and Mae] Mae Mordabito:
Okay, some of them are going home. Doris Murphy:
Hey, How did you do that? How did you do that? [Dottie, Kit, and Marla walk on their way, with Dottie tossing the ball back to Doris, as Doris is still talking to Dottie] Doris Murphy:
. Hey? You caught that? Hello? Mae Mordabito:
Doris? Come on. Don't take such offense. Doris Murphy:
She caught it with her bare hand. Mae Mordabito:
I know. Ssh