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A Little White Lie

Never in all my dayshave I seen a writer, a real writer,who didn't walk around thinking...

Never in all my days
have I seen a writer, a real writer,
who didn't walk around thinking his sh*t didn't smell
like eau de cologne

Full Transcript

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Never in all my days have I seen a writer,
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a real writer, who didn't walk around thinking
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his sh*t didn't smell like eau de cologne.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
01:26:38
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
CaliWood Pictures,Big Fan Films,Thruline Entertainment

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Movie Summary

When a handyman living in New York City is mistaken for a famous and famously reclusive writer, he's brought to a university where he is to deliver a keynote address to save the school's literary festival.
But you, Shriver, - A Little White Lie 00:15
But you, Shriver,
I'm just not crazy enough to believe for a moment - A Little White Lie 00:07
I'm just not crazy enough to believe for a moment
Now, get your ass out of there. Come on. - A Little White Lie 00:05
Now, get your ass out of there. Come on.
In 15 minutes that fraud is going to be feted - A Little White Lie 00:07
In 15 minutes that fraud is going to be feted
Then he's going to be escorted over to the auditorium - A Little White Lie 00:09
Then he's going to be escorted over to the auditorium
We'’re off. - A Little White Lie 00:12
We'’re off.
Oh, she went over to straighten down your situation at the hotel. - A Little White Lie 00:06
Oh, she went over to straighten down your situation at the h...
Ah, if it isn't Victor Lustig here to sell us the Eiffel Tower. - A Little White Lie 00:05
Ah, if it isn't Victor Lustig here to sell us the Eiffe...
Ladies and gentlemen, - A Little White Lie 00:07
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Shriver. - A Little White Lie 00:05
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Shriver.
- A fake. An impostor. - Would you shut up, you smelly old drunk? - A Little White Lie 00:06
- A fake. An impostor. - Would you shut up, you smelly old d...
Look, first of all, I, uh-- I really just wanted to say - A Little White Lie 00:13
Look, first of all, I, uh-- I really just wanted to say
Mr. Bennet, I am so looking forward - A Little White Lie 00:08
Mr. Bennet, I am so looking forward
I wish that Ms. Brown was here, - A Little White Lie 00:09
I wish that Ms. Brown was here,
I am going to read every single one of her poems. - A Little White Lie 00:06
I am going to read every single one of her poems.
And to Ms. Layla, I hope one day that you'll do me - A Little White Lie 00:10
And to Ms. Layla, I hope one day that you'll do me
T. Ms. Teresa, all of you, just such extraordinary people. - A Little White Lie 00:08
T. Ms. Teresa, all of you, just such extraordinary people.
You'’ve treated me with respect and courtesy, - A Little White Lie 00:08
You'’ve treated me with respect and courtesy,
You treated me with respect and courtesy. - A Little White Lie 00:05
You treated me with respect and courtesy.
But most of all, I wanted to thank Professor Cleary - A Little White Lie 00:10
But most of all, I wanted to thank Professor Cleary