Anyway, to cut a long story short, I decided to kill myself. That's the trouble with...
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Anyway, to cut a long story short, I decided to kill myself. That's the trouble with suicides, I've learned you can't cut the long story short, because it's the long story that people are interested in. Especially if you're me, which regrettably I was, and still am to this day. So, forgive me if you already knew this, but I'm Martin Sharp, the man who had everything. One wife, two children, three dogs, at least four People's Choice Awards, and five mornings a week on the most successful breakfast show in Britain. They were even offering me Mondays off. So far, so good. I had reached middle-age, unscathed, with money in the bank. Until I met Suzy Jenkins at a launch for a new men's moisturizer. All I can say in my defense, Your Honor, is she looked 25 to me.
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You can't cut the long story short
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because it's the long story that people are interested in
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Especially if you're me
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which regrettably I was
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and still am to this day
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So forgive me if you already knew this but I'm Martin Sharp
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the man who had everything
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One wife two children three dogs at least four People's Choice awards
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and five mornings a week on the most successful breakfast show in Britain
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Huh they were even offering me Mondays off
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 169
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 43s
Uploaded: 23 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Four people meet on New Year's Eve, and form a surrogate family to help one another with the difficulties of their lives.
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00:09 SIGHS Just a bunch of desperate people being desperate...
00:11 You're getting a thrill out of this aren't you you...
00:05 I genuinely don't know how you've survived her
00:04 We're not in a gang Yeah you signed a pact
00:09 OK now I'm going to say something Oh fuck
00:09 Martin doesn't want my money
00:06 Can you walk beside me not behind me
00:06 I don't mind the pain it's the hope that kills me
00:07 I'm a professional liar You're not even a...
00:21 You see all Jess needs is to feel important
00:27 Do you know what I feel when I wake up in the mornings
00:09 Has anyone ever told you you're a bit of an idiot
00:36 LAUGHS JJ My therapist
00:05 I underestimated how much they hate me
00:11 We belong together We're a team
00:11 Because however much I do change
00:04 He looked like Matt Damon Who's Matt Damon
00:05 I wasn't aware that this was a competition
00:35 You can't cut the long story short