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A Madea Family Funeral

Get off that phone! I can't stand his ass sometimes, you know

Get off that phone! I can't stand his ass sometimes, you know

Full Transcript

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Get off that phone!
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I can't stand his ass sometimes, you know.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
79
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:35
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Tyler Perry Studios

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Movie Summary

A joyous family reunion becomes a hilarious nightmare as Madea and the crew travel to backwoods Georgia, where they find themselves unexpectedly planning a funeral that might unveil unsavory family secrets.
Forty years. I can't imagine waking up, looking at the same ass every day. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
Forty years. I can't imagine waking up, looking at the ...
Marriage is a beautiful thing. I love it. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Marriage is a beautiful thing. I love it.
Do you know that bastard had the audacity to come talking to me about some hos? - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
Do you know that bastard had the audacity to come talking to...
What? I ain't do nothing but give him a little painless anti-freeze. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:07
What? I ain't do nothing but give him a little painless...
Yep, well, she anti-froze him. Anti-froze all his organs. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
Yep, well, she anti-froze him. Anti-froze all his organs.
Hold on, now. That man had the finest set of legs on this here side of heaven. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
Hold on, now. That man had the finest set of legs on this he...
You wait a minute, Bam. Old age ain't never stopped nobody - A Madea Family Funeral 00:07
You wait a minute, Bam. Old age ain't never stopped nob...
Nothing. Don't worry about it. You go on, have your fantasy about Heathrow. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Nothing. Don't worry about it. You go on, have your fan...
Brian, you always seem to say the nicest things to me. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
Brian, you always seem to say the nicest things to me.
This is my fur. I bought it in 1976. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
This is my fur. I bought it in 1976.
F-U-R. “Fur.” - A Madea Family Funeral 00:08
F-U-R. “Fur.”
Soon as I can afford to buy me a fur, y'all gonna say, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:08
Soon as I can afford to buy me a fur, y'all gonna say,
You'll be walking down the street, and they'll take paint - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
You'll be walking down the street, and they'll tak...
How the hell you gonna talk about them, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
How the hell you gonna talk about them,
I smell like fresh berries and springtime - A Madea Family Funeral 00:08
I smell like fresh berries and springtime
Yeah, Madea, you got tickets and warrants and license and everything. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Yeah, Madea, you got tickets and warrants and license and ev...
I'm a real thug. I'm a O-G M-A-D-E-A. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
I'm a real thug. I'm a O-G M-A-D-E-A.
I was like, “I ain't going to no court." - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
I was like, “I ain't going to no court."
Every time they tried to track and find out where I was, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
Every time they tried to track and find out where I was,
I hope there's a bathroom on the way - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
I hope there's a bathroom on the way