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A Madea Family Funeral

Help me, Jesus!Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jesus!

Help me, Jesus!
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jesus!

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Duration
5 seconds
Views
126
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:31
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Tyler Perry Studios

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Movie Summary

A joyous family reunion becomes a hilarious nightmare as Madea and the crew travel to backwoods Georgia, where they find themselves unexpectedly planning a funeral that might unveil unsavory family secrets.
It's a repass, son. For your father. Okay? - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
It's a repass, son. For your father. Okay?
That service was so long, I was sitting there watching my toenails grow. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
That service was so long, I was sitting there watching my to...
You must've got them there on that discount plan. You got them the hookup? - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
You must've got them there on that discount plan. You g...
We should've buried his ass in a box - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
We should've buried his ass in a box
They crying 'cause their funeral bill is $9,000! - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
They crying 'cause their funeral bill is $9,000!
Do you know how much ass I could get for 9,670-something dollars? - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
Do you know how much ass I could get for 9,670-something dol...
Gonna bury that man for 9,000 damn dollars. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Gonna bury that man for 9,000 damn dollars.
He messed around with some gangster's wife and they got them legs off of you! - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
He messed around with some gangster's wife and they got...
And everything that they started adding up in them diabeticals - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
And everything that they started adding up in them diabetica...
If you stop that damn smoking, then you'll be in good shape. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
If you stop that damn smoking, then you'll be in good s...
Boujee ass. “We don't smoke in the house.” - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
Boujee ass. “We don't smoke in the house.”
- That funeral was lovely. It was lovely. - Yeah, Mama. It was. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
- That funeral was lovely. It was lovely. - Yeah, Mama. It w...
The man just died two days ago - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
The man just died two days ago
My cousin died three years ago, they still ain't buried him. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
My cousin died three years ago, they still ain't buried...
Funeral was about $485, so the whole family, all 75 of us, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
Funeral was about $485, so the whole family, all 75 of us,
And we all give a little money at a time to bury him, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
And we all give a little money at a time to bury him,
They walk up in there, they put the white people there, they say, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:11
They walk up in there, they put the white people there, they...
When my Chinese friend died from Korea, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:09
When my Chinese friend died from Korea,
- Please don't forget the wake. - I don't know why they call it a wake. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
- Please don't forget the wake. - I don't know why...
Should've had no wake, but then had the funeral, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:10
Should've had no wake, but then had the funeral,