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A Madea Family Funeral

I said, “Hell, no, y'all ain't gonna cut my foot offfor a headache!” Joe, shut up. Just...

I said, “Hell, no, y'all ain't gonna cut my foot off
for a headache!” Joe, shut up. Just shut the hell up

Full Transcript

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I said, “Hell, no,
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y'all ain't gonna cut my foot off for a headache!”
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Joe, shut up. Just shut the hell up.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:54
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Tyler Perry Studios

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Movie Summary

A joyous family reunion becomes a hilarious nightmare as Madea and the crew travel to backwoods Georgia, where they find themselves unexpectedly planning a funeral that might unveil unsavory family secrets.
Well, they probably trying to take that ball out of his mouth. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Well, they probably trying to take that ball out of his mout...
- What? - They're gonna need to get some lube on it - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
- What? - They're gonna need to get some lube on it
Mabel, how a woman get a ball that deep down a man's throat? - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Mabel, how a woman get a ball that deep down a man's th...
Joe, say one thing, Joe, and I'mma slap your ass pissy! - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Joe, say one thing, Joe, and I'mma slap your ass pissy!
And on you, it ain't gonna be good, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
And on you, it ain't gonna be good,
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Little Pissy.” - A Madea Family Funeral 00:07
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Little P...
You know, a heart attack sure can put a damper - A Madea Family Funeral 00:07
You know, a heart attack sure can put a damper
I sure in hell hope she don't find out - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
I sure in hell hope she don't find out
You know you can't wait to tell her what happened - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
You know you can't wait to tell her what happened
Nobody's saying anything, Miss Bam. Nobody. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Nobody's saying anything, Miss Bam. Nobody.
Where was you hos back in the day - A Madea Family Funeral 00:09
Where was you hos back in the day
Why you keep saying that? We are not men, Joe. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Why you keep saying that? We are not men, Joe.
You know, in the animal kingdom, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
You know, in the animal kingdom,
Keep it up, I'm gonna raise this dress up - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Keep it up, I'm gonna raise this dress up
It's sad for you. I don't like your daddy, so it ain't sad for me. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
It's sad for you. I don't like your daddy, so it a...
Well, see, what had happened was, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
Well, see, what had happened was,
Hey! Hey! Hallelujah! - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Hey! Hey! Hallelujah!
You ain't had to hit me like that. Keep your damn hands to yourself! - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
You ain't had to hit me like that. Keep your damn hands...
I don't know who the hell you think you're talkin' to. Your mama a fourth-grader! - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
I don't know who the hell you think you're talkin&...
I was with him, he was fine. I just left him. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
I was with him, he was fine. I just left him.