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A Madea Family Funeral

The man just died two days ago and you already doneshoved him up under the dirt

The man just died two days ago and you already done
shoved him up under the dirt

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The man just died two days ago
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and you already done shoved him up under the dirt.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
01:21:52
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Tyler Perry Studios

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Movie Summary

A joyous family reunion becomes a hilarious nightmare as Madea and the crew travel to backwoods Georgia, where they find themselves unexpectedly planning a funeral that might unveil unsavory family secrets.
My cousin died three years ago, they still ain't buried him. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
My cousin died three years ago, they still ain't buried...
Funeral was about $485, so the whole family, all 75 of us, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
Funeral was about $485, so the whole family, all 75 of us,
And we all give a little money at a time to bury him, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
And we all give a little money at a time to bury him,
They walk up in there, they put the white people there, they say, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:11
They walk up in there, they put the white people there, they...
When my Chinese friend died from Korea, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:09
When my Chinese friend died from Korea,
- Please don't forget the wake. - I don't know why they call it a wake. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
- Please don't forget the wake. - I don't know why...
Should've had no wake, but then had the funeral, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:10
Should've had no wake, but then had the funeral,
Right. It's a “dead." - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Right. It's a “dead."
Our ancestors started it. All of the ancestors... - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Our ancestors started it. All of the ancestors...
Barn, you are our ancestor from Africa. Please be quiet. Please! - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Barn, you are our ancestor from Africa. Please be quiet. Ple...
My bladder is too weak to be sitting around at a funeral - A Madea Family Funeral 00:06
My bladder is too weak to be sitting around at a funeral
That's just what the hell I've been doing - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
That's just what the hell I've been doing
What the hell you think we're doing? We sitting here showing him some respect. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
What the hell you think we're doing? We sitting here sh...
I'm sorry, did that hurt your feelings? The man was dead. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
I'm sorry, did that hurt your feelings? The man was dea...
Okay, you two, stop it. Stop it right now. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
Okay, you two, stop it. Stop it right now.
Say one more thing, okay? Shut your mouth before I take that one tooth - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
Say one more thing, okay? Shut your mouth before I take that...
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna give you a Cheerio, - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna give you a C...
I sure know how it feel to lose somebody. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
I sure know how it feel to lose somebody.
I'll never forget I buried my last... first three husbands. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:04
I'll never forget I buried my last... first three husba...
I was devastation, Ma, I was just devastation. - A Madea Family Funeral 00:05
I was devastation, Ma, I was just devastation.