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"A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy" quotes

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy poster
A wacky inventor and his wife invite two other couples for a weekend party at a romantic summer house in the 1900s countryside.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1982
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $9,077,269
Released: 16 Jul 1982
Awards: 1 nomination

73 video clips

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You only live once - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:53 You only live once I think I fractured my last remaining nose - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 01:02 I think I fractured my last remaining nose I couldn't sleep - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 02:40 I couldn't sleep Marriage for me is the death of hope - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:38 Marriage for me is the death of hope What am I gonna do - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:27 What am I gonna do Love at first sight - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:23 Love at first sight Sex alleviates tension and love causes it - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:05 Sex alleviates tension and love causes it It's nothing serious Just an arrow in his heart - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:05 It's nothing serious Just an arrow in his heart How's your marriage - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:07 How's your marriage She was never like that and then one day it just set in - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:06 She was never like that and then one day it just set in I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:08 I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world I don't die for love - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:06 I don't die for love Smell someone else - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:08 Smell someone else He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:10 He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor It's disgusting - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:07 It's disgusting Andrew we'll get killed - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:09 Andrew we'll get killed Not an internist - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:05 Not an internist When Raphael first laid eyes on it - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:16 When Raphael first laid eyes on it What are you doing - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:08 What are you doing There's another Sapsucker - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:06 There's another Sapsucker Have you ever made love with a much older man - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:14 Have you ever made love with a much older man I lost it in a hammock - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:12 I lost it in a hammock You're an inventor - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:09 You're an inventor We both had wine and you showed me your latest invention - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:09 We both had wine and you showed me your latest invention These are not my teeth - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:10 These are not my teeth And what after the wedding - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:28 And what after the wedding What are you smiling at - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:08 What are you smiling at How did you and Leopold meet - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:19 How did you and Leopold meet Naked and savage - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:21 Naked and savage You know you I'm gonna have to take to a hypnotist - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:23 You know you I'm gonna have to take to a hypnotist She's loved me from the first day I took her to a baseball game - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:04 She's loved me from the first day I took her to a... I'm still spinning - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:25 I'm still spinning I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:05 I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives I don't love you - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:07 I don't love you Metaphysical philosophers are simply men who are too weak - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:27 Metaphysical philosophers are simply men who are too weak Is is boorish of me to ask you to inscribe your books - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:08 Is is boorish of me to ask you to inscribe your books Why does a beautiful day like today give me such a sad feeling - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:06 Why does a beautiful day like today give me such a sad... Oh imagine sharing a bed before marriage It's a little bit depraved - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:06 Oh imagine sharing a bed before marriage It's a little... You know Maxwell I don't know where he comes up with some of these women - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:21 You know Maxwell I don't know where he comes up with... Because my husband is beginning to realize there's nothing wrong with me - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:21 Because my husband is beginning to realize there's... Did you not know that I've had my eye on you these last two weeks - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:18 Did you not know that I've had my eye on you these last... Come with me We'll have a fabulous weekend - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:13 Come with me We'll have a fabulous weekend She's very free thinking and forward - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:36 She's very free thinking and forward Do you like it - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:15 Do you like it I brought some contraceptives with me in case you forgot - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:08 I brought some contraceptives with me in case you forgot Blue Moon Glow - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:24 Blue Moon Glow I've been to Paris twice - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:22 I've been to Paris twice Do you have any idea how much I lusted after you - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:58 Do you have any idea how much I lusted after you You see sometimes I wonder what would have happened - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:14 You see sometimes I wonder what would have happened Tell me something Andrew If you lusted after me so - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:11 Tell me something Andrew If you lusted after me so I wouldn't mind learning chess - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:13 I wouldn't mind learning chess I dunno because you just lust after her - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:16 I dunno because you just lust after her Now I know my flying bicycle won't handle that weight - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:17 Now I know my flying bicycle won't handle that weight You know you're not too overeducated to get a punch in the nose - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:05 You know you're not too overeducated to get a punch in... It's like swimming It's a measured stroke - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:37 It's like swimming It's a measured stroke Where will you settle after you marry - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:46 Where will you settle after you marry How can you resist - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:28 How can you resist The best opportunities only happen once - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:05 The best opportunities only happen once There are no ghosts except in Shakespeare - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:07 There are no ghosts except in Shakespeare Well I guess if marriage is the death of hope - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:09 Well I guess if marriage is the death of hope Nobody plans these things - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:10 Nobody plans these things What are you gonna do - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:16 What are you gonna do I will not play the cuckold to that medical goat - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:04 I will not play the cuckold to that medical goat Boy time passes - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:16 Boy time passes I've drawn blood - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:06 I've drawn blood Blood Blood - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:17 Blood Blood It was a perfect moonlit summer night - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:19 It was a perfect moonlit summer night You said you believed in love at first sight - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:09 You said you believed in love at first sight

Cast

Andrew - Woody Allen
Ariel - Mia Farrow
Leopold - José Ferrer
Dulcy - Julie Hagerty
Maxwell - Tony Roberts
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