A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy quotes

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy poster
Centred around a weekend party at the home of inventor Andrew Hobbs and his wife Adrian, attended by randy doctor Maxwell Jordan, his nurse Dulcy, renowned philosopher Dr.Leopold Sturgis and his fiancée, this is a light comedy concerning their various emotional, intellectual and sexual entanglements, loosely based on Ingmar Bergman's 'Smiles of a Summer Night' .

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: Jack Rollins and Charles Joffe, Orion Pictures
Genre: comedy
Year: 1982
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 16 Jul 1982
Awards: 1 nomination.


48 Clips & Quotes

Sex alleviates tension and love causes it - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Sex alleviates tension and love causes it
How's your marriage - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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How's your marriage
I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world
I don't die for love - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I don't die for love
She's twice that - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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She's twice that
You only live once - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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You only live once
Smell someone else - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Smell someone else
He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor
I lost it in a hammock - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I lost it in a hammock
Are you all right - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Are you all right
I think I fractured my last remaining nose - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I think I fractured my last remaining nose
You're an inventor - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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You're an inventor
Not an internist - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Not an internist
When Raphael first laid eyes on it - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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When Raphael first laid eyes on it
It's disgusting - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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It's disgusting
What are you doing - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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What are you doing
And what after the wedding - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
01:34
And what after the wedding
What are you smiling at - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
00:25
What are you smiling at
How did you and Leopold meet - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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How did you and Leopold meet
Naked and savage - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Naked and savage
Have you ever made love with a much older man - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Have you ever made love with a much older man
She's loved me from the first day I took her to a baseball game - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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She's loved me from the first day I took her to a baseball...
Katzenjammer Kids - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Katzenjammer Kids
I couldn't sleep - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I couldn't sleep
I'm still spinning - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I'm still spinning
I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives
I don't love you - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I don't love you
These are not my teeth - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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These are not my teeth
Is is boorish of me to ask you to inscribe your books - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Is is boorish of me to ask you to inscribe your books
Because my husband is beginning to realize there's nothing wrong with me - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Because my husband is beginning to realize there's nothing...
You never have any interests in getting married - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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You never have any interests in getting married
Marriage for me is the death of hope - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Marriage for me is the death of hope
She's very free thinking and forward - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
01:15
She's very free thinking and forward
I've been to Paris twice - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I've been to Paris twice
Do you have any idea how much I lusted after you - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Do you have any idea how much I lusted after you
You were fishing with Ariel for such a long time - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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You were fishing with Ariel for such a long time
What am I gonna do - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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What am I gonna do
I wouldn't mind learning chess - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I wouldn't mind learning chess
Now I know my flying bicycle won't handle that weight - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Now I know my flying bicycle won't handle that weight
Where will you settle after you marry - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Where will you settle after you marry
How can you resist - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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How can you resist
I believe in science and sex - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I believe in science and sex
Love at first sight - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Love at first sight
The best opportunities only happen once - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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The best opportunities only happen once
Nobody plans these things - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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Nobody plans these things
I will not play the cuckold to that medical goat - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I will not play the cuckold to that medical goat
I've drawn blood - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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I've drawn blood
You said you believed in love at first sight - screenshot from movie A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
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You said you believed in love at first sight

Cast

Andrew - Woody Allen
Ariel - Mia Farrow
Leopold - José Ferrer
Maxwell - Tony Roberts
Student Foxx - Adam Redfield
Mr. Hayes - Moishe Rosenfeld
Mr. Thomson - Timothy Jenkins
Reynolds - Michael Higgins
Carstairs - Sol Frieder
Purvis - Boris Zoubok
Nurse - Sandy Biano
Dolores Farrar - Caitlin O'Heaney