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A Million Ways to Die in the West

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IMDb
6.1
Metascore
44
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As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Year
2014
Genre
comedy, western
Box Office
$43,139,300
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films
Awards
6 nominations
Homepage
http://www.amillionways.com/
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Some people are born into the wrong time and place. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:42
Some people are born into the wrong time and place.
Just a little taste - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
Just a little taste
Albert. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:34
Albert.
Hey, Dr. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:29
Hey, Dr.
Well, what's your trouble? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:35
Well, what's your trouble?
I mean, that should have been the end of it, right? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:12
I mean, that should have been the end of it, right?
What? You should have fought him. I should have fought him? You're serious. Louise! My God! The guy - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:26
What? You should have fought him. I should have fought him?...
Louise My God The guy is one of the best shots aroundI look like I have Parkinson's next to him What is thatIt's just another way God mysteriously shows that He loves us - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
Louise My God The guy is one of the best shots aroundI look...
What? Yeah. I'm sorry. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
What? Yeah. I'm sorry.
Yeah but you're not even a good sheep farmer AlbertYour sheep are everywhereThe one thing a sheep farmer has to dois keep all of his sheep in one place all rightI went to your farm the other dayand I saw one in the backyardthree way up on the ridgetwo in - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18
Yeah but you're not even a good sheep farmer AlbertYour...
Goodbye? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Goodbye?
Yeah! Oh, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah! You like me fucking you, don't you? I do. It's really - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Yeah! Oh, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah! You like me...
You're okay with your girlfriend screwing 15 different guys every dayand getting paid to do itWell my job sucks too - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
You're okay with your girlfriend screwing 15 different...
You're late. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
You're late.
This is the square dance - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
This is the square dance
Albert I know everything seems hopeless right nowbut I promise you there's so much to live forReally Is thereWhat is there to live for on the frontier in 1882 HuhLook let me tell you somethingWe live in a terrible place and timeThe American West is a - A Million Ways to Die in the West 02:31
Albert I know everything seems hopeless right nowbut I...
You know what else can kill you - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
You know what else can kill you
And, oh, oh, you want to see more death? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:46
And, oh, oh, you want to see more death?
That is our mayorHe is deadHe has been lying there dead for three daysNo one has done a thingNot moved him not looked into his deathnot even replaced him with a temporary appointeeFor the last three days the highest ranking official in our townhas been a - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:30
That is our mayorHe is deadHe has been lying there dead for...
Mmm, mmm... - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:47
Mmm, mmm...
Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse
No. No. No. No. No. No. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
No. No. No. No. No. No.
Okay, Curtis. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:13
Okay, Curtis.
Hey. Hey. Albert, what the hell are you doing? Louise, we need to talk. It's 1:30 in the morning. We - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:41
Hey. Hey. Albert, what the hell are you doing? Louise, we...
You're being a fucking jerk! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
You're being a fucking jerk!
You know what I'm gonna get with this gold, Plugger? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:21
You know what I'm gonna get with this gold, Plugger?
That's it. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
That's it.
We shoot on three. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
We shoot on three.
Come on, boy. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
Come on, boy.
Well, look who's up at 2:00 in the afternoon. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Well, look who's up at 2:00 in the afternoon.
Look, you don't know what this is like, all right. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:02
Look, you don't know what this is like, all right.
All right You're going home every nightto your girlfriend who loves youYou're having sex with her and you AhNo Ruth and I have We've never done thatWhat do you mean you'veYou've never had sex with RuthYeah No no YeahWait doesn't she have sex with like 10 - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:46
All right You're going home every nightto your...
Ow That came out of my penis - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
Ow That came out of my penis
No he's a fucking rail road builder - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:21
No he's a fucking rail road builder
You got a lot of energy, don't you? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:24
You got a lot of energy, don't you?
Man, I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:24
Man, I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately.
Hi. Hey, you. So, the fair's coming up... Mmm?...and I was thinking that we could go dress shopping - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:17
Hi. Hey, you. So, the fair's coming up... Mmm?...and I...
Yeah I know that - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
Yeah I know that
Edward, this is your lucky handkerchief. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:40
Edward, this is your lucky handkerchief.
We got our own thing going on over here. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
We got our own thing going on over here.
Nobody needs to come over here. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
Nobody needs to come over here.
Oh! You actually hit me! I'm so sorry. You fucker! I put a new move in there. You don't just put a n - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:12
Oh! You actually hit me! I'm so sorry. You fucker! I...
That's where it hurts. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:09
That's where it hurts.
Me No I'm not the heroI'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirtThat's who I am Oh - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Me No I'm not the heroI'm the guy in the crowd...
So how did you guys meetUh she moved to town a couple years agoto take over the schoolmarm jobOur old schoolmarm got her throat slit by a fast moving tumbleweed - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
So how did you guys meetUh she moved to town a couple years...
Ah! You okay? This is actually my first cigarette ever. Oh, my God. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Ah! You okay? This is actually my first cigarette ever. Oh,...
Oh, shit. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Oh, shit.
I don't think you should leave tomorrow. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:42
I don't think you should leave tomorrow.
All right challenge accepted - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
All right challenge accepted
Barnes, wake up. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:26
Barnes, wake up.
You know, one of these days there's gonna be a man who's faster than Clinch and tougher, and stronger. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:34
You know, one of these days there's gonna be a man...
Oh, no, no, no. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, sheep boy. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:34
Hey, sheep boy.
God why are the Indians always so mad I don't knowI mean we're basically splitting this country 50 50 with themThey're just selfish - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:09
God why are the Indians always so mad I don't knowI...
No, no. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:30
No, no.
Six shots, six hits. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
Six shots, six hits.
You got it. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
You got it.
Didn't you date that guy? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
Didn't you date that guy?
Holy shit! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:12
Holy shit!
There it is! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
There it is!
Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him.
How is that funny? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
How is that funny?
You why are you laughingI don't know He was laughing - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
You why are you laughingI don't know He was laughing
People die at the fair - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
People die at the fair
Okay, so you're gonna take your right thumb, put it all the way to the left. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:27
Okay, so you're gonna take your right thumb, put it all...
No I fired a gun at the shooting galleryYeah but those were quarter loads These are full loadsOkay all right get ready I'm about to shoot a full load at your cans - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
No I fired a gun at the shooting galleryYeah but those were...
This is never gonna work. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:13
This is never gonna work.
You're a good sheep farmerOh my God please I suck at sheepLouise was right I can't keep track of themThere was a sheep in the whorehouse last weekReally YeahWandered in there and then when I went to pick it upsomehow it had made 20 - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:15
You're a good sheep farmerOh my God please I suck at...
But, you know, thank you anyway for what you said. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
But, you know, thank you anyway for what you said.
Oh! Hey! There we go! See? There! All righty. That's one. So, all I gotta do is get Foy to let me sh - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
Oh! Hey! There we go! See? There! All righty. That's...
Hey! Yes! Oh! God damn it, Albert! No more friends! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Hey! Yes! Oh! God damn it, Albert! No more friends!
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug
The last time somebody gave me one of theseI became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
The last time somebody gave me one of theseI became...
A very small bite That's it - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
A very small bite That's it
This is really weird. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:32
This is really weird.
There's something wrong with my swallowing. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:19
There's something wrong with my swallowing.
John, this tree didn't fall down. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
John, this tree didn't fall down.
Now, this can only end well for one of us. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Now, this can only end well for one of us.
Oh. Oh, my God. Ten thousand in gold bullion. We'll kindly relieve the Wells Fargo company of this h - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18
Oh. Oh, my God. Ten thousand in gold bullion. We'll...
That was a big mistake. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
That was a big mistake.
Like I said, one warning. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:30
Like I said, one warning.
HeyWowYou look amazingAnd maybe a little uncomfortableOh shitI'm totally overdressed aren't INoI've never done formal beforeAnd the lady at the boutique told me to buy thisand no one else is wearing thisWho cares whatThese are all fuckers You look - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:11
HeyWowYou look amazingAnd maybe a little uncomfortableOh...
Well, at the very least, this will be a good way to spend my last night alive, right? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:23
Well, at the very least, this will be a good way to spend my...
Yeah, okay. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
Yeah, okay.
But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is nutsI mean sure it's faster than the Pony Expressbut what good is it if you can't send a picture of your dick - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is...
Come on let's goNo no no I suck at dancingNo one will noticeHow will they not noticeBecause you suck at everything - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:09
Come on let's goNo no no I suck at dancingNo one will...
Ready for weird, stiff, traditional frontier dancing? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
Ready for weird, stiff, traditional frontier dancing?
You men who long for love. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
You men who long for love.
You may be common folk. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
You may be common folk.
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As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

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Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Production: RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films
Genre: comedy, western
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $43,139,300
Released: 30 May 2014
Awards: 6 nominations
Homepage: http://www.amillionways.com/
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