"A Million Ways to Die in the West" quotes

00:04 Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill 00:47 These are all fuckers You look fantastic 00:36 Class please welcome our graduation speaker 00:05 Somebody's gonna get fucked up 00:11 But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is... 00:04 Somebody bring me one of them white women 00:11 Louise My God The guy is one of the best shots around 00:29 That is our Mayor 00:18 Sorry I killed your husband 00:21 No he's a fucking rail road builder 00:16 This is the square dance 00:05 People die at the fair 00:04 Just a little taste 00:10 I'm not the hero 00:17 It's a weather experiment 00:06 There is something about connecting over mutual hatred 00:11 A very small bite That's it 00:03 Yeah I know that 00:06 The last time somebody gave me one of these 00:15 You're a good sheep farmer 00:08 You're late 00:05 Your dick's out 00:06 Ow That came out of my penis 00:07 You why are you laughing 00:34 All right You're going home every night 00:05 Please don't shoot us on sex night 00:36 Yeah this is my first vagina 00:15 Man I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately 00:10 God why are the Indians always so mad I don't know 00:15 So how did you guys meet 00:03 You know what else can kill you 00:05 My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug 00:35 You know there are a million ways to die in the West Clinch 00:10 Come on let's go 00:10 No I fired a gun at the shooting gallery 00:36 I don't think you should leave tomorrow 00:04 All right challenge accepted 00:06 The last time somebody gave me one of these 00:10 You're okay with your girlfriend screwing 15 different guys... 00:18 Yeah but you're not even a good sheep farmer Albert 00:08 Where'd you learn to shoot 00:06 Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse 01:38 And life was a daily struggle for survival