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"A Million Ways to Die in the West" quotes

A Million Ways to Die in the West poster
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, western
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $43,139,300
Released: 30 May 2014
Awards: 6 nominations
Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04 Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill These are all fuckers You look fantastic - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:47 These are all fuckers You look fantastic Class please welcome our graduation speaker - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:36 Class please welcome our graduation speaker Somebody's gonna get fucked up - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05 Somebody's gonna get fucked up But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is nuts - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11 But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is... Somebody bring me one of them white women - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04 Somebody bring me one of them white women Louise My God The guy is one of the best shots around - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11 Louise My God The guy is one of the best shots around That is our Mayor - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:29 That is our Mayor Sorry I killed your husband - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18 Sorry I killed your husband No he's a fucking rail road builder - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:21 No he's a fucking rail road builder This is the square dance - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16 This is the square dance People die at the fair - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05 People die at the fair Just a little taste - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04 Just a little taste I'm not the hero - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10 I'm not the hero It's a weather experiment - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:17 It's a weather experiment There is something about connecting over mutual hatred - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06 There is something about connecting over mutual hatred A very small bite That's it - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11 A very small bite That's it Yeah I know that - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03 Yeah I know that You're a good sheep farmer - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:15 You're a good sheep farmer You're late - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08 You're late Your dick's out - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05 Your dick's out Ow That came out of my penis - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06 Ow That came out of my penis You why are you laughing - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07 You why are you laughing All right You're going home every night - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:34 All right You're going home every night Please don't shoot us on sex night - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05 Please don't shoot us on sex night Yeah this is my first vagina - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:36 Yeah this is my first vagina Man I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:15 Man I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately God why are the Indians always so mad I don't know - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10 God why are the Indians always so mad I don't know So how did you guys meet - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:15 So how did you guys meet You know what else can kill you - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03 You know what else can kill you My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05 My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug You know there are a million ways to die in the West Clinch - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:35 You know there are a million ways to die in the West Clinch Come on let's go - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10 Come on let's go No I fired a gun at the shooting gallery - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10 No I fired a gun at the shooting gallery I don't think you should leave tomorrow - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:36 I don't think you should leave tomorrow All right challenge accepted - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04 All right challenge accepted The last time somebody gave me one of these - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06 The last time somebody gave me one of these You're okay with your girlfriend screwing 15 different guys every day - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10 You're okay with your girlfriend screwing 15 different... Yeah but you're not even a good sheep farmer Albert - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18 Yeah but you're not even a good sheep farmer Albert Where'd you learn to shoot - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08 Where'd you learn to shoot Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06 Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse And life was a daily struggle for survival - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:38 And life was a daily struggle for survival

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