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A Million Ways to Die in the West

Albert. Albert, are you okay, man? Oh, God. It's just a... A graze I think. You all right,...

A Million Ways to Die in the West • 2014

Albert. Albert, are you okay, man? Oh, God. It's just a... A graze I think. You all right, Stark? Oh, hey, Sheriff. Hey, listen. Thanks a lot. I really appreciate you stepping in and stopping this deadlyaltercation going on right in front of your office. That's great. Not my place to intervene, Stark. I think a man ought tofight his own battles. You're the Sheriff. That's right. So the one thing we're paying you to do, like, the one function you have in town, you're saying everyone else should do it? Go see Dr. Harper about that foot

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Albert Albert are you okay man

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Oh God

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It's just a A graze I think

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You all right Stark

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Oh hey Sheriff

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Hey listen Thanks a lot

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I really appreciate you stepping in

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and stopping this deadly altercation going on

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right in front of your office That's great

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Not my place to intervene Stark

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I think a man ought to fight his own battles

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You're the Sheriff

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That's right

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So the one thing we're paying you to do

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like the one function you have in town

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you're saying everyone else should do it

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Go see Dr Harper about that foot

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أعني كان ينبغي وضع حد لهذا صحيح

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أعني أخبره إنني سأدفع له المال وك ل واحد يذهب في طريقه هذا ك ل شيء

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لكن كلا إنه أطلق النار على ساقي اللعينة

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أعني إنه م جرد خدش لكن أنظري إلى هذا

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ما الأمر

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كان عليك أن تقاتله

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كان علي مقاتلته

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أنت جادة فيما تقولين

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لويز يا إلهي الرجل يعد من أفضل الرماة في أرجاء البلدة

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Ça aurait dû s'arrêter là

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Je dis que je le rembourse on se sépare et basta

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Mais il me tire dans la guibole

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C'est qu'une éraflure mais Regarde ça

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Quoi

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Tu aurais dû l'affronter

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L'affronter

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T'es sérieuse

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C'est la meilleure gâchette du coin Je suis atteint de Parkinson à côté

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Damit hätte es doch erledigt sein müssen oder

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Ich meine ich sage ihm ich zahle wir trennen uns und fertig

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Aber nein er schießt mir ins Bein

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Zwar nur ein Streifschuss aber wie sieht das aus

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Was

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Du hättest mit ihm kämpfen sollen

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Ich hätte mit ihm kämpfen sollen

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Es ist dir ernst

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Louise Mein Gott Er ist einer der besten Schützen hier

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Мы ведь вроде как договорились

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Я обещаю ему возместить убыток мы расходимся и дело в шляпе

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Так нет же он пальнул мне в ногу

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Конечно пуля только задела сапог но ты глянь на это

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Что такое

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Надо было с ним стреляться

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Мне с ним

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Ты серьезно

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Луиза Боже Он один из лучших стрелков в округе

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Dijiste que ibas a matar a mi familia

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y a quemar mi casa si no venía

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Desenfunda

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Hay algo que pueda decir para que canceles esto

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Eres un chino amarillo

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Eso es un poco racista Trabajan duro nuestros amigos

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del Lejano Oriente verdad

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Desenfunda desgraciado

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Creo que si hablamos

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podemos encontrar una solución racional

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y quizá hasta reírnos de esto algún día

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No estoy de humor para reírme Stark

Available in 6 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

51

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:53

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

comedy, western

Production

RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.