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All right You're going home every nightto your girlfriend who loves youYou're having sex with her and you AhNo Ruth and I have We've never done thatWhat do you mean you'veYou've never had sex with

A Million Ways to Die in the West

Well, there was some stuff with my uncle but that was, you know, it's really hard to...

A Million Ways to Die in the West • 2014

Albert:
You're going home every night to your girlfriend who loves you, you're having sex with her...Edward:Uh, no. Ruth and I have... we've never done that.Albert:What do you mean you never... you never had sex with Ruth?Edward:Yeah, n-no. Yeah.Albert:Wait, doesn't she have sex with like ten guys every day at the whorehouse?Edward:On a slow day, yeah.Albert:But you guys have never had sex?Edward:No. No, Ruth wants to wait till we get married. You know, she's a Christian and so am I and we wanna save ourselves for our wedding night.Albert:Edward, have you... have you ever had sex with anyone?Edward:Well, there was some stuff with my uncle but that was, you know, it's really hard to remember all that stuff

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All right You're going home every night

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to your girlfriend who loves you

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You're having sex with her and you Ah

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No Ruth and I have We've never done that

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What do you mean you've

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You've never had sex with Ruth

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Yeah No no Yeah

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Wait doesn't she have sex with like 10 guys every day at the whorehouse

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On a slow day yeah

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But you guys have never had sex

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No No Ruth wants to wait until we get married

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You know she's a Christian and so am I

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and we want to save ourselves for our wedding night

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Edward have you Have you ever had sex with anyone

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Well there was some shit with my uncle but that was

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You know it's really hard to remember all that stuff

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فإنه يتطلب مرهم شمع وم ستحضرات وأنا لا أملك أي نقود

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عليك اللعنة فوي

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مهلا ألبرت ربما يتوجب علينا الذهاب إلى الكنيسة ستشعر بتحسن كبير

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ـ الكنيسة لن ـ أوه أنظر إنه الثلج

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لماذا هو كبير للغاية

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لكي لا يذوب

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أوه

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هذا رائع للغاية

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أعلم بالواقع من الم ثير للإهتمام كيف يفعلون هذا

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ه ناك أحد الشركات في بوسطن تقوم بتقطيعه إلى كتل كبيرة

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من البحيرات والبركة الم تجمدة ومن ثم يشحنوه ك ل هذه

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أوه

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أوه يا إلهي

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لقد أنحرف عليه بسرعة جدا

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أوه

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لا ترتكبوا الأخطاء يا أولادي

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ستكون ه ناك عدالة سريعة ومستقيمة على جميع الرعاة الذين يتركون ماشيتهم

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Les crèmes les cires les lotions J'ai pas l'argent

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Enfoiré de Foy

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Allons à l'église Ça te remontera le moral

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Ça va rien La glace

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C'est énorme Ça limite la fonte

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C'est géant

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Leur procédé est fascinant

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Cette compagnie de Boston débite tout bonnement de gros blocs

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sur des lacs gelés

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et les expédie à travers

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Ça a dégringolé si vite

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Ne vous leurrez pas mes enfants

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Une justice expéditive et équitable s'abattra sur les brouteurs resquilleurs

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Die Cremes das Wachs die Lotionen Dafür hab ich kein Geld

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Verfluchter Foy

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Warum gehen wir nicht einfach in die Kirche

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Da fühlst du dich viel besser

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Die Kirche wird es nicht Hey schau Das Eis kommt

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Warum ist es so groß

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Damit es nicht schmilzt

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Sieht ja toll aus

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Ich weiß Echt interessant wie die das machen

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Eine Firma in Boston schneidet große Eisblöcke

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aus gefrorenen Seen und Teichen und verschifft sie nach ganz

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Oh mein Gott Oh mein Gott

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Ging das schnell Mitten rein

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Und lasst euch eines sagen meine Kinder

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All jene die ihr Vieh frei grasen lassen trifft die gerechte Strafe

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Нужны кремы воск лосьоны У меня нет таких денег

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Проклятый Фой

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Альберт а давай сходим в церковь

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Тебе станет легче

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Церковь не Эй гляди Лед

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Почему так много

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Чтобы не растаял

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Как красиво

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Ага Интересен процесс его получения

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Одна компания в Бостоне нарезает лед огромными глыбами

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прямо из замерзших озер и прудов отправляя его по всему

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Боже мой Боже

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Все так быстро произошло

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Не надо заблуждаться дети мои

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Справедливая кара не преминет настигнуть всех кочевых скотоводов

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Todas las noches regresas con tu novia que te quiere

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Tienes sexo con ella y tú

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No Ruth y yo nunca hemos hecho eso

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Cómo que no

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Nunca has tenido sexo con Ruth

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Sí No no Sí

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No tiene sexo con 10 hombres al día en el burdel

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En un día lento sí

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Pero Uds no han tenido sexo

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No Ruth quiere esperar a que nos casemos

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Es cristiana y yo también

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Queremos conservarnos para la noche de bodas

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Edward has tenido sexo con alguien

Available in 6 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

2,071

Timestamp in Movie

00:26:34

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

comedy, western

Production

RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Actors

Albert

Seth MacFarlane

Edward

Giovanni Ribisi