Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in...
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Narrator:
Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in 1882, a hard land for hard folk. Food was scarce, disease was rampant, and life was a daily struggle for survival. Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.
[picture of a leathery middle-aged woman]
Narrator:
Holy shit. To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron. The men who were courageous and resilient were the men who prospered. But some men were just big giant pussies.
[Stark comes running around the corner and falls and his face]
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Some people are born
into the wrong time and place.
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This was the American
frontier in 1882.
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A hard land for hard folk.
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Food was scarce,
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disease was rampant,
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and life was a daily
struggle for survival.
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Hell, this was Miss
America in 1880.
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Holy shit.
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To build a home and a life in
this harsh, unforgiving country
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required that a man be bold,
fearless, and tough as iron.
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The men who were
courageous and resilient
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were the men who prospered.
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But some men were just
big, giant pussies.
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Well, well.
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Surprised you showed up, Stark.
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Yeah, well, you said you
would kill my family
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and burn my house down
if I didn't, so...
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Draw.
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Is there anything at
all that I can say
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to get you to call this off?
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You yellow, Stark?
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Oh, okay, well, that's a little
racist to our hardworking friends
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over here from the Far
East, right, guys?
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Draw, you son of a bitch!
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Look, I just feel like if we
can talk this out, you know,
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we can find a calm,
rational solution
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and maybe we even laugh
about it one day.
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I ain't in the mood
to laugh, Stark!
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Look, there's always
humor in any...
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Oh, hey, look. This will make
you laugh. Look at our shadows.
Clip duration: 98 seconds
Views: 233
Timestamp in movie: 00h 03m 22s
Uploaded: 29 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, western
Summary: As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
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00:04 Somebody bring me one of them white women
00:06 Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse
00:08 Where'd you learn to shoot
00:08 You're late
00:18 Yeah but you're not even a good sheep farmer Albert
00:10 You're okay with your girlfriend screwing 15 different...
00:06 The last time somebody gave me one of these
00:04 All right challenge accepted
00:36 I don't think you should leave tomorrow
00:06 There is something about connecting over mutual hatred
00:10 No I fired a gun at the shooting gallery
00:10 Come on let's go
00:35 You know there are a million ways to die in the West Clinch
00:05 My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug
00:03 You know what else can kill you
00:15 So how did you guys meet
00:10 God why are the Indians always so mad I don't know
00:15 Man I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately
00:36 Yeah this is my first vagina
00:05 Please don't shoot us on sex night