I don't think that's the real President Lincoln
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Class, please welcome our graduation speaker, President Abraham Lincoln.Abraham Lincoln:HIYA, SCHMUCKS! Four score and seven years ago, I was poor just like you! But now I'm the President and I'm so fucking rich! I can have all the licorice I want!Albert: I don't think that's the real President Lincoln
Class, please welcome our graduation speaker, President Abraham Lincoln.Abraham Lincoln:HIYA, SCHMUCKS! Four score and seven years ago, I was poor just like you! But now I'm the President and I'm so fucking rich! I can have all the licorice I want!Albert: I don't think that's the real President Lincoln
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Class please welcome our graduation speaker
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President Abraham Lincoln
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Hiya shmucks
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Four score and seven years ago
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I was broke
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just like you
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But now I'm the president
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and I'm so fucking rich
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I can have all the licorice I want
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Where's my speaking fee
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I don't think that's the real President Lincoln
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Movie Summary
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
