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Didn't you date that guy?

A Million Ways to Die in the West

Didn't you date that guy? Yeah, but it didn't work out. It was like I was dating my dad....

A Million Ways to Die in the West • 2014

Didn't you date that guy? Yeah, but it didn't work out. It was like I was dating my dad. Aren't you dating your dad now? Yeah. How's that going? Pretty good. Seems you owe mesix cents, sheep herder. Yeah, yeah, I know. Jesus. Wait. Hang on a sec. You wanna make this interesting? If I can shoot six out of six onAlbert's behalf, you owe him a dollar. If I can't, he owes you a dollar. Wait, what? A dollar? I've never seen a dollar. Nobody's got a dollar! Let us see the dollar! Well, this is interesting. All right. Do your best, ma'am. How fast can this thing go? Oh, you can play double or triplespeeds, but that's for the experts. As fast as you can

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Didn't you date that guy

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Yeah but it didn't work out

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It was like I was dating my dad

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Aren't you dating your dad now

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Yeah How's that going

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Pretty good

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Seems you owe me six cents sheep herder

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Yeah yeah I know

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Jesus

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Wait Hang on a sec

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You wanna make this interesting

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If I can shoot six out of six on Albert's behalf you owe him a dollar

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If I can't

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he owes you a dollar Wait what

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A dollar I've never seen a dollar

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Nobody's got a dollar

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Let us see the dollar

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Well this is interesting

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All right Do your best ma'am

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How fast can this thing go

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Oh you can play double or triple speeds but that's for the experts

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As fast as you can

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رائع أشعر أن عظامي مسترخية تماما اليوم

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و كأن ي لدي الكثير من الجلد بها أكثر من المعتاد

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أعتقد أن جسدي محشي إستعدادا لفصل الشتاء

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و هذا أمر غريب لأننا لسنا بالشتاء

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و لكن ثم ة الكثير ه ناك

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ثمة خطب ما و كأن ي ابتلع

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لا يتم ابتلاعي على هذا النحو عادة

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يا إلهي يا آنــا إن ه يعرف

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ماذا ماذا

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إن ه يدري بما نفعله و يدري ما هي ة الأمور

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يدري بماهي ة الأمور

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لا أريد الإنضمام

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لا أريد الإنضمام

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و قت العشاء أي ها الكسول

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Mes os sont profonds aujourd'hui

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Y a plus de peau que d'habitude

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Mon corps stocke pour l'hiver Bizarre c'est pas l'hiver

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Y en a vachement plus à cet endroit

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J'ai un souci quand j'avale

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C'est pas comme d'habitude

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Au secours il sait

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Il sait ce qu'on trafique

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Je veux pas y aller

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Je veux pas les rejoindre

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C'est le souper fainéant

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Wow meine Knochen sind heute tiefer im Fleisch

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Als wäre viel mehr Haut da als sonst

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Mein Körper legt wohl für den Winter zu nur komisch dass kein Winter ist

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Da ist viel mehr dran

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Mit meinem Schlucken stimmt was nicht

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Normalerweise schlucke ich anders

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Oh Gott Anna er weiß es Was denn

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Er weiß was wir tun er weiß was Sache ist

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Er weiß was Sache ist

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Ich will nicht Nein ich will nicht in den Bau

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Ich will nicht in den Bau

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Zeit fürs Abendessen du Lahmarsch

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Я не чувствую сегодня своих костей

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Будто кожа стала толще чем обычно

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По моему мое тело запасается жиром на зиму но ведь сейчас не зима

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А я набрал вес

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Что то мне тяжело глотать

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Обычно я не так глотаю

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Боже Анна он знает Что что

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Он знает что мы делаем знает в чем подвох

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Он все просек

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Не хочу Не хочу вступать в ваши ряды

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Я не хочу присоединяться

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Ужин подан ленивый урод

Available in 5 languages

Duration

49 seconds

Views

71

Timestamp in Movie

00:57:04

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

comedy, western

Production

RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.