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A Million Ways to Die in the West

Hey, Dr. Harper! Hello! Albert, how are you? Hey, Doc, listen, I was... Holy shit. Oh,...

Hey, Dr. Harper! Hello! Albert, how are you? Hey, Doc, listen, I was... Holy shit. Oh, don't worry about this.I'm just in the middle of surgery. I can come back if, uh... No, no, no. She's gonnabe out for quite a while. Mrs. Callaghan. The poor woman, her stomach devil was about to explode. I had to take it out. Her appendix? That's the fella

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Hey Dr Harper
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Hello
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Albert how are you
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Hey Doc listen I was
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Holy shit
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Oh don't worry about this I'm just in the middle of surgery
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I can come back if uh
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No no no She's gonna be out for quite a while
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Mrs Callaghan The poor woman
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her stomach devil was about to explode
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I had to take it out
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Her appendix
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That's the fella
Available in 6 languages
Duration
29 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:35
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Well, what's your trouble? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:35
Well, what's your trouble?
I mean, that should have been the end of it, right? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:12
I mean, that should have been the end of it, right?
What? You should have fought him. I should have fought him? You're serious. Louise! My God! The guy - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:26
What? You should have fought him. I should have fought him?...
Louise My God The guy is one of the best shots aroundI look like I have Parkinson's next to him What is thatIt's just another way God mysteriously shows that He loves us - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
Louise My God The guy is one of the best shots aroundI look...
What? Yeah. I'm sorry. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
What? Yeah. I'm sorry.
Yeah but you're not even a good sheep farmer AlbertYour sheep are everywhereThe one thing a sheep farmer has to dois keep all of his sheep in one place all rightI went to your farm the other dayand I saw one in the backyardthree way up on the ridgetwo in - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18
Yeah but you're not even a good sheep farmer AlbertYour...
Goodbye? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Goodbye?
Yeah! Oh, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah! You like me fucking you, don't you? I do. It's really - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Yeah! Oh, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah! You like me...
You're okay with your girlfriend screwing 15 different guys every dayand getting paid to do itWell my job sucks too - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
You're okay with your girlfriend screwing 15 different...
You're late. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
You're late.
This is the square dance - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
This is the square dance
Albert I know everything seems hopeless right nowbut I promise you there's so much to live forReally Is thereWhat is there to live for on the frontier in 1882 HuhLook let me tell you somethingWe live in a terrible place and timeThe American West is a - A Million Ways to Die in the West 02:31
Albert I know everything seems hopeless right nowbut I...
You know what else can kill you - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
You know what else can kill you
And, oh, oh, you want to see more death? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:46
And, oh, oh, you want to see more death?
That is our mayorHe is deadHe has been lying there dead for three daysNo one has done a thingNot moved him not looked into his deathnot even replaced him with a temporary appointeeFor the last three days the highest ranking official in our townhas been a - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:30
That is our mayorHe is deadHe has been lying there dead for...
Mmm, mmm... - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:47
Mmm, mmm...
Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse
No. No. No. No. No. No. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
No. No. No. No. No. No.
Okay, Curtis. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:13
Okay, Curtis.
Hey. Hey. Albert, what the hell are you doing? Louise, we need to talk. It's 1:30 in the morning. We - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:41
Hey. Hey. Albert, what the hell are you doing? Louise, we...