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Hey, sheep boy

A Million Ways to Die in the West

Hey, sheep boy. Hey. Jesus, are you okay? I heardabout your brother getting arrested....

A Million Ways to Die in the West • 2014

Hey, sheep boy. Hey. Jesus, are you okay? I heardabout your brother getting arrested. Yeah, I'm fine. And listen, Albert. Don't worry about Lewis, okay? Anything that happens to himright now is his own fault. Got it? Yeah. Whatever you say, sure. Good. Let's hit this fair, becauseyou know what I wanna do? Eat hot food in 100-degree weather? No, get my picture taken.I've never done it before. That's horse shit. No, it's the truth. No, that's horse shit.Whoa! Oh, that is horse shit. Okay. All right

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Hey sheep boy

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Hey

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Jesus are you okay I heard about your brother getting arrested

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Yeah I'm fine And listen Albert

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Don't worry about Lewis okay

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Anything that happens to him right now is his own fault Got it

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Yeah Whatever you say sure

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Good Let's hit this fair because you know what I wanna do

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Eat hot food in 100 degree weather

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No get my picture taken I've never done it before

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That's horse shit No it's the truth

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No that's horse shit Whoa Oh that is horse shit

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Okay All right

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حسن لا مشكلة استعدي أنا على وشك إطلاق رصاص معب أ بالكامل على علبك

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أغلق فهمك و قم بالتركيز

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حسن

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هذا لن يفلح أبدا

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هذا لن ي جدي نفعا بل سينجح

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سينجح و ستأتي لويز إليك راكضة للعودة لك

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كيف بحق الجحيم ت خرجين تلك الرصاصات

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ما علي فحسب إل ا هز هذا الشئ

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لم أنت لطيفة للغاية معي

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ما الذي تعنيه

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حسن أعني أن ك ظهرت من العدم

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أنت الشئ الجميل الذي حظيت به في هذا العالم الفظيع هنا

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Je vais te plomber tes boîtes à 100

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Ferme la et concentre toi

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Ça marchera jamais

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Ça marche pas

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Mais si Et Louise va revenir au galop

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Comment tu enlèves ces trucs

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J'arrive qu'à le branler

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Pourquoi t'es si gentille

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C'est à dire

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Tu viens de nulle part

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T'es une anomalie dans mon monde de désolation

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Ok mach dich bereit Gleich feuere ich eine volle Ladung auf deine Dose

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Halt die Klappe und konzentrier dich Ok

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Das klappt nie

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Das wird nichts Das wird was

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Es wird klappen und Louise kehrt umgehend zu dir zurück

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Wie kriegt man die Trommel raus

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Ich hol dem Ding noch einen runter

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Hey warum bist du eigentlich so nett zu mir

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Wie meinst du das

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Na du tauchst aus dem Nichts auf

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Так приготовься Я сейчас выстрелю полный заряд на твои банки

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Заткнись и сконцентрируйся Ясно Понял

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Ничего не выйдет

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Не получается Получится

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Получится и Луиза сама прибежит к тебе

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Как их вытаскивать

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Стою и мастурбирую этот ствол

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Почему ты мне помогаешь

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Что за вопрос

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Ты появилась откуда ни возьмись

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Señor y señora pueden venir un momento

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Bienvenidos Les puedo interesar en una cura milagrosa

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Tengo los mejores tónicos y elíxires curativos

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de los rincones más alejados del orbe

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Celebrado licor amargo para el estómago

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Una pregunta Celebrado por quién

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Quién celebra un licor amargo

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Mira los ingredientes

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Cocaína alcohol morfina mercurio con gis

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Qué diablos es mercurio con gis

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Es la ciencia

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Y franela roja Hay una camisa ahí dentro

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Pedazos de camisa

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Muchas gracias

Available in 6 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

59

Timestamp in Movie

00:50:53

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

comedy, western

Production

RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.