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A Million Ways to Die in the West

It's Albert Stark. Albert Stark. That's better

It's Albert Stark. Albert Stark. That's better

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It's Albert Stark
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Albert Stark
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That's better
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:39:46
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
I've been keeping it nice and soft. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
I've been keeping it nice and soft.
Mmm! I've missed you, baby. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:29
Mmm! I've missed you, baby.
Oh, shit. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
Oh, shit.
Edward. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
Edward.
It's Clinch. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18
It's Clinch.
He ain't here, Clinch. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
He ain't here, Clinch.
Stark! I know you're here, Stark! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Stark! I know you're here, Stark!
Lewis. Sometime this week, yeah? Sorry, boss. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
Lewis. Sometime this week, yeah? Sorry, boss.
Hey! There he goes! Boss! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
Hey! There he goes! Boss!
What in the hell do we do now? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
What in the hell do we do now?
Ah, Curtis. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:19
Ah, Curtis.
Okay, here we go. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:13
Okay, here we go.
Yeah this is my first vaginaYou've never seen oneNo I feel like I should have a piece of cake or somethingOkay you readyYeah OkayOkayWhatAre you in pain right nowYou don't like itNo I love itYeah yeah it's justIt looks like a firecracker wrapped in roast - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:38
Yeah this is my first vaginaYou've never seen oneNo I...
Okay. What? Are you in pain right now? You don't like it. No, I love it! Yeah, yeah, it's just... It - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:00
Okay. What? Are you in pain right now? You don't like...
Anna! Ruth, can I come in? Sure. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
Anna! Ruth, can I come in? Sure.
He's coming up the stairs! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
He's coming up the stairs!
Please don't shoot us on sex night - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
Please don't shoot us on sex night
It's a boy, Mr. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
It's a boy, Mr.
There ain't no tooth fairy, idiot! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
There ain't no tooth fairy, idiot!
Albert, I think I lost my essay. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:33
Albert, I think I lost my essay.