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A Million Ways to Die in the West

John, this tree didn't falldown. It was cut down. That's bad news. Stay sharp

John, this tree didn't falldown. It was cut down. That's bad news. Stay sharp

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John this tree didn't fall down It was cut down
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That's bad news Stay sharp
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:18
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Now, this can only end well for one of us. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Now, this can only end well for one of us.
Oh. Oh, my God. Ten thousand in gold bullion. We'll kindly relieve the Wells Fargo company of this h - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18
Oh. Oh, my God. Ten thousand in gold bullion. We'll...
That was a big mistake. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
That was a big mistake.
Like I said, one warning. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:30
Like I said, one warning.
HeyWowYou look amazingAnd maybe a little uncomfortableOh shitI'm totally overdressed aren't INoI've never done formal beforeAnd the lady at the boutique told me to buy thisand no one else is wearing thisWho cares whatThese are all fuckers You look - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:11
HeyWowYou look amazingAnd maybe a little uncomfortableOh...
Well, at the very least, this will be a good way to spend my last night alive, right? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:23
Well, at the very least, this will be a good way to spend my...
Yeah, okay. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
Yeah, okay.
But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is nutsI mean sure it's faster than the Pony Expressbut what good is it if you can't send a picture of your dick - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is...
Come on let's goNo no no I suck at dancingNo one will noticeHow will they not noticeBecause you suck at everything - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:09
Come on let's goNo no no I suck at dancingNo one will...
Ready for weird, stiff, traditional frontier dancing? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
Ready for weird, stiff, traditional frontier dancing?
You men who long for love. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
You men who long for love.
You may be common folk. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
You may be common folk.
You may be big and fat. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:39
You may be big and fat.
Fucking asshole. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:31
Fucking asshole.
Your dick's out - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
Your dick's out
Oh, shit! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:45
Oh, shit!
There is something about connecting over mutual hatredthat's just so much deeper than mutual love - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
There is something about connecting over mutual...
This is incredibly sweet. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18
This is incredibly sweet.
Uh... I'm sorry. I... I shouldn't have done that. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:20
Uh... I'm sorry. I... I shouldn't have done that.
Yeah. I, um... - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
Yeah. I, um...