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A Million Ways to Die in the West

No, no. A penny it is. Good Lord, Albert, you'resuch a "sheepskate." Oh! Wow! Oh... Let's...

No, no. A penny it is. Good Lord, Albert, you'resuch a "sheepskate." Oh! Wow! Oh... Let's go, Louise. You can "shear" me on. Oh, no, I didn't! - You're so funny, baby. - Thank you. Shall we? Come on. Wait, wait, no, no. There you are, my good man. Indeed. Oh, wow. That seems unnecessary. What's wrong with ducksor rabbits or something?

Full Transcript

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No no A penny it is
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Good Lord Albert you're such a sheepskate Oh
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Wow Oh
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Let's go Louise You can shear me on
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Oh no I didn't
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You're so funny baby Thank you
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Shall we
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Come on
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Wait wait no no
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There you are my good man
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Indeed
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Oh wow That seems unnecessary
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What's wrong with ducks or rabbits or something
Available in 6 languages
Duration
30 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:50
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Six shots, six hits. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
Six shots, six hits.
You got it. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
You got it.
Didn't you date that guy? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
Didn't you date that guy?
Holy shit! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:12
Holy shit!
There it is! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
There it is!
Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him.
How is that funny? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
How is that funny?
You why are you laughingI don't know He was laughing - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
You why are you laughingI don't know He was laughing
People die at the fair - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
People die at the fair
Okay, so you're gonna take your right thumb, put it all the way to the left. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:27
Okay, so you're gonna take your right thumb, put it all...
No I fired a gun at the shooting galleryYeah but those were quarter loads These are full loadsOkay all right get ready I'm about to shoot a full load at your cans - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
No I fired a gun at the shooting galleryYeah but those were...
This is never gonna work. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:13
This is never gonna work.
You're a good sheep farmerOh my God please I suck at sheepLouise was right I can't keep track of themThere was a sheep in the whorehouse last weekReally YeahWandered in there and then when I went to pick it upsomehow it had made 20 - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:15
You're a good sheep farmerOh my God please I suck at...
But, you know, thank you anyway for what you said. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
But, you know, thank you anyway for what you said.
Oh! Hey! There we go! See? There! All righty. That's one. So, all I gotta do is get Foy to let me sh - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
Oh! Hey! There we go! See? There! All righty. That's...
Hey! Yes! Oh! God damn it, Albert! No more friends! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Hey! Yes! Oh! God damn it, Albert! No more friends!
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug
The last time somebody gave me one of theseI became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
The last time somebody gave me one of theseI became...
A very small bite That's it - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
A very small bite That's it