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A Million Ways to Die in the West

Oh, shit! Don't feel bad. Alcohol doesn't harmonize well witha woman's frail constitution,...

A Million Ways to Die in the West • 2014

Oh, shit! Don't feel bad. Alcohol doesn't harmonize well witha woman's frail constitution, anyway. I guess not. Here you go. You can buy your girlfriend a brain. Excuse me? You're an idiot. You have the nicest guy in theworld throwing himself at your feet and here you are withthis complete asshole. Who I go out with is my own business. So, why don't you mind your own, bitch? How are you so blind with eyes that big? Enjoy your night. They're not that big. No, my dear, they're practically Chinese. God, I love you. I love you, too

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Oh shit

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Don't feel bad

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Alcohol doesn't harmonize well with a woman's frail constitution anyway

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I guess not

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Here you go

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You can buy your girlfriend a brain

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Excuse me

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You're an idiot

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You have the nicest guy in the world throwing himself at your feet

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and here you are with this complete asshole

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Who I go out with is my own business

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So why don't you mind your own bitch

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How are you so blind with eyes that big

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Enjoy your night

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They're not that big

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No my dear they're practically Chinese

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God I love you

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I love you too

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هي ا انزلي

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من كان

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مارك توين

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ماذا حقا

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ياللهول مامدى غبائك

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من

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لن أسألك مجددا من

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حسنا انه المأمور برادي ولكن أرجوك أرجوك

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أتوسل ا ليك ألا تؤذيه أتفهم

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بعد كل السنوات الحلوة لنا سوية

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تعتقدين أنني لا أعلم متى تكذبين

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لا أكذب

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بلاغر

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أخبريني من هو أو يتم حشو بلاغر بين عينيه الجميلتين

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Descends

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C'était qui

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Mark Twain

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C'est vrai

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T'es débile à ce point

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Qui

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Dernière fois qui

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C'est le shérif Brady Mais pitié

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Je t'en supplie ne lui fais pas de mal

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Après ces belles années ensemble je vois quand tu mens

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Pointeur

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Auf geht's Jungs Los

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Los steig ab

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Wer war es

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Mark Twain

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Was Wirklich

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Herrje Wie doof bist du eigentlich

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Oha

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Wer

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Besser du antwortest jetzt Wer

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Ok es ist Sheriff Brady Aber bitte bitte

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Bitte tu ihm nichts ok

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Nach all den liebevollen Ehejahren glaubst du ich weiß nicht wann du lügst

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Ich lüge nicht

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Plugger

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Вперед парни Поехали

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Давай слезай

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Кто это был

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Марк Твен

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Правда что ли

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Господи Ну ты и тупой

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Постой

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Кто

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Спрашиваю в последний раз Кто

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Ладно это был шериф Брэди Но умоляю тебя

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Прошу не трогай его Хорошо

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Мы уже столько лет славно живем вместе и ты думаешь я не знаю когда ты врешь

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Я не вру

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Додик

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Perdón

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No debería haber hecho eso

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No está bien

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Has sido una muy buena amiga es todo

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Sí Yo

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Ya es tarde

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Debería llevarte a tu casa

Available in 6 languages

Duration

45 seconds

Views

59

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:23

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

comedy, western

Production

RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.