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A Million Ways to Die in the West

Okay, Curtis. Curtis, buddy, I'm gonna be right back.I'll be right back, okay? Or not! No,...

Okay, Curtis. Curtis, buddy, I'm gonna be right back.I'll be right back, okay? Or not! No, that's being too ambitious

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Okay Curtis Curtis buddy
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I'm gonna be right back I'll be right back okay
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Or not
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No that's being too ambitious
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:46
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Hey. Hey. Albert, what the hell are you doing? Louise, we need to talk. It's 1:30 in the morning. We - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:41
Hey. Hey. Albert, what the hell are you doing? Louise, we...
You're being a fucking jerk! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
You're being a fucking jerk!
You know what I'm gonna get with this gold, Plugger? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:21
You know what I'm gonna get with this gold, Plugger?
That's it. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
That's it.
We shoot on three. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
We shoot on three.
Come on, boy. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
Come on, boy.
Well, look who's up at 2:00 in the afternoon. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Well, look who's up at 2:00 in the afternoon.
Look, you don't know what this is like, all right. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:02
Look, you don't know what this is like, all right.
All right You're going home every nightto your girlfriend who loves youYou're having sex with her and you AhNo Ruth and I have We've never done thatWhat do you mean you'veYou've never had sex with RuthYeah No no YeahWait doesn't she have sex with like 10 - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:46
All right You're going home every nightto your...
Ow That came out of my penis - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
Ow That came out of my penis
No he's a fucking rail road builder - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:21
No he's a fucking rail road builder
You got a lot of energy, don't you? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:24
You got a lot of energy, don't you?
Man, I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:24
Man, I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately.
Hi. Hey, you. So, the fair's coming up... Mmm?...and I was thinking that we could go dress shopping - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:17
Hi. Hey, you. So, the fair's coming up... Mmm?...and I...
Yeah I know that - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
Yeah I know that
Edward, this is your lucky handkerchief. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:40
Edward, this is your lucky handkerchief.
We got our own thing going on over here. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
We got our own thing going on over here.
Nobody needs to come over here. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
Nobody needs to come over here.
Oh! You actually hit me! I'm so sorry. You fucker! I put a new move in there. You don't just put a n - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:12
Oh! You actually hit me! I'm so sorry. You fucker! I...
That's where it hurts. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:09
That's where it hurts.