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A Million Ways to Die in the West

People die at the fair

Gunman at Fair in Final Scene: People die at the fair

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People die at the fair
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Duration
3 seconds
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516
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:52
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Actors

Seth MacFarlane
Albert
Seth MacFarlane
Okay, so you're gonna take your right thumb, put it all the way to the left. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:27
Okay, so you're gonna take your right thumb, put it all...
No I fired a gun at the shooting galleryYeah but those were quarter loads These are full loadsOkay all right get ready I'm about to shoot a full load at your cans - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
No I fired a gun at the shooting galleryYeah but those were...
This is never gonna work. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:13
This is never gonna work.
You're a good sheep farmerOh my God please I suck at sheepLouise was right I can't keep track of themThere was a sheep in the whorehouse last weekReally YeahWandered in there and then when I went to pick it upsomehow it had made 20 - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:15
You're a good sheep farmerOh my God please I suck at...
But, you know, thank you anyway for what you said. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
But, you know, thank you anyway for what you said.
Oh! Hey! There we go! See? There! All righty. That's one. So, all I gotta do is get Foy to let me sh - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
Oh! Hey! There we go! See? There! All righty. That's...
Hey! Yes! Oh! God damn it, Albert! No more friends! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Hey! Yes! Oh! God damn it, Albert! No more friends!
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug
The last time somebody gave me one of theseI became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
The last time somebody gave me one of theseI became...
A very small bite That's it - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
A very small bite That's it
This is really weird. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:32
This is really weird.
There's something wrong with my swallowing. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:19
There's something wrong with my swallowing.
John, this tree didn't fall down. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
John, this tree didn't fall down.
Now, this can only end well for one of us. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Now, this can only end well for one of us.
Oh. Oh, my God. Ten thousand in gold bullion. We'll kindly relieve the Wells Fargo company of this h - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18
Oh. Oh, my God. Ten thousand in gold bullion. We'll...
That was a big mistake. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
That was a big mistake.
Like I said, one warning. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:30
Like I said, one warning.
HeyWowYou look amazingAnd maybe a little uncomfortableOh shitI'm totally overdressed aren't INoI've never done formal beforeAnd the lady at the boutique told me to buy thisand no one else is wearing thisWho cares whatThese are all fuckers You look - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:11
HeyWowYou look amazingAnd maybe a little uncomfortableOh...
Well, at the very least, this will be a good way to spend my last night alive, right? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:23
Well, at the very least, this will be a good way to spend my...
Yeah, okay. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
Yeah, okay.