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So how did you guys meetUh she moved to town a couple years agoto take over the schoolmarm jobOur old schoolmarm got her throat slit by a fast moving tumbleweed
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A Million Ways to Die in the West

She moved to town a couple of years ago to take over the schoolmarm job. Our old...

Anna:
So how did you guys meet?Albert:She moved to town a couple of years ago to take over the schoolmarm job. Our old schoolmarm got her throat slit by a fast moving tumbleweed

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So how did you guys meet
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Uh she moved to town a couple years ago
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to take over the schoolmarm job
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Our old schoolmarm got her throat slit by a fast moving tumbleweed
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
612
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:12
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Actors

Charlize Theron
Anna
Charlize Theron
Seth MacFarlane
Albert
Seth MacFarlane
Ah! You okay? This is actually my first cigarette ever. Oh, my God. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Ah! You okay? This is actually my first cigarette ever. Oh,...
Oh, shit. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Oh, shit.
I don't think you should leave tomorrow. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:42
I don't think you should leave tomorrow.
All right challenge accepted - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
All right challenge accepted
Barnes, wake up. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:26
Barnes, wake up.
You know, one of these days there's gonna be a man who's faster than Clinch and tougher, and stronger. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:34
You know, one of these days there's gonna be a man...
Oh, no, no, no. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, sheep boy. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:34
Hey, sheep boy.
God why are the Indians always so mad I don't knowI mean we're basically splitting this country 50 50 with themThey're just selfish - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:09
God why are the Indians always so mad I don't knowI...
No, no. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:30
No, no.
Six shots, six hits. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
Six shots, six hits.
You got it. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
You got it.
Didn't you date that guy? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
Didn't you date that guy?
Holy shit! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:12
Holy shit!
There it is! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
There it is!
Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him.
How is that funny? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
How is that funny?
You why are you laughingI don't know He was laughing - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
You why are you laughingI don't know He was laughing
People die at the fair - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
People die at the fair