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A Million Ways to Die in the West

Take your hat off boy, that's a dollar bill!

Dan:Take your hat off boy, that's a dollar bill!

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Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill
Duration
4 seconds
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2,194
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:19
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Actors

Seth MacFarlane
Albert
Seth MacFarlane
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him.
How is that funny? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
How is that funny?
You why are you laughingI don't know He was laughing - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
You why are you laughingI don't know He was laughing
People die at the fair - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
People die at the fair
Okay, so you're gonna take your right thumb, put it all the way to the left. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:27
Okay, so you're gonna take your right thumb, put it all...
No I fired a gun at the shooting galleryYeah but those were quarter loads These are full loadsOkay all right get ready I'm about to shoot a full load at your cans - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
No I fired a gun at the shooting galleryYeah but those were...
This is never gonna work. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:13
This is never gonna work.
You're a good sheep farmerOh my God please I suck at sheepLouise was right I can't keep track of themThere was a sheep in the whorehouse last weekReally YeahWandered in there and then when I went to pick it upsomehow it had made 20 - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:15
You're a good sheep farmerOh my God please I suck at...
But, you know, thank you anyway for what you said. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
But, you know, thank you anyway for what you said.
Oh! Hey! There we go! See? There! All righty. That's one. So, all I gotta do is get Foy to let me sh - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
Oh! Hey! There we go! See? There! All righty. That's...
Hey! Yes! Oh! God damn it, Albert! No more friends! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Hey! Yes! Oh! God damn it, Albert! No more friends!
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug
The last time somebody gave me one of theseI became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:06
The last time somebody gave me one of theseI became...
A very small bite That's it - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
A very small bite That's it
This is really weird. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:32
This is really weird.
There's something wrong with my swallowing. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:19
There's something wrong with my swallowing.
John, this tree didn't fall down. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
John, this tree didn't fall down.
Now, this can only end well for one of us. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Now, this can only end well for one of us.
Oh. Oh, my God. Ten thousand in gold bullion. We'll kindly relieve the Wells Fargo company of this h - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:18
Oh. Oh, my God. Ten thousand in gold bullion. We'll...
That was a big mistake. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
That was a big mistake.