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A Million Ways to Die in the West

That's where it hurts. Like, right there. Like, right underneath my eye. Yeah, there's a...

That's where it hurts. Like, right there. Like, right underneath my eye. Yeah, there's a little red spot. Ow! Careful, it's tender

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That's where it hurts Like right there
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Like right underneath my eye
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Yeah there's a little red spot
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Ow Careful it's tender
Available in 5 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:09
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Me No I'm not the heroI'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirtThat's who I am Oh - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Me No I'm not the heroI'm the guy in the crowd...
So how did you guys meetUh she moved to town a couple years agoto take over the schoolmarm jobOur old schoolmarm got her throat slit by a fast moving tumbleweed - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
So how did you guys meetUh she moved to town a couple years...
Ah! You okay? This is actually my first cigarette ever. Oh, my God. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Ah! You okay? This is actually my first cigarette ever. Oh,...
Oh, shit. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Oh, shit.
I don't think you should leave tomorrow. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:42
I don't think you should leave tomorrow.
All right challenge accepted - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
All right challenge accepted
Barnes, wake up. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:26
Barnes, wake up.
You know, one of these days there's gonna be a man who's faster than Clinch and tougher, and stronger. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:34
You know, one of these days there's gonna be a man...
Oh, no, no, no. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, sheep boy. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:34
Hey, sheep boy.
God why are the Indians always so mad I don't knowI mean we're basically splitting this country 50 50 with themThey're just selfish - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:09
God why are the Indians always so mad I don't knowI...
No, no. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:30
No, no.
Six shots, six hits. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
Six shots, six hits.
You got it. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
You got it.
Didn't you date that guy? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
Didn't you date that guy?
Holy shit! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:12
Holy shit!
There it is! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
There it is!
Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:04
Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Well, a man whose girlfriend does his shooting for him.
How is that funny? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:49
How is that funny?