You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine,...
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Albert:
You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine, disease, gunfights... And, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes. And, you know, the funny thing is, you don't even have to get bitten. All you need is a little bit of the venom introduced into your bloodstream and you're pretty much screwed. For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow-tip bullet, you really only need one shot. Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important. But if I caught you by surprise... Well, Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark. And just a small amount of venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's...
Ruth:
Albert! He's dead. You did it.
Albert:
Oh.
Ruth:
Yeah.
Albert:
Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?
Edward:
Uh... No. No, I don't think so.
Albert:
Oh. Well, it was still good though.
Edward:
Yeah, it was great!
Ruth:
I thought it was really good.
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You know there are a million ways to die in the West Clinch
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There's uh famine disease gunfights
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And uh wild animals You know like snakes
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And you know the funny thing is
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you don't even have to get bitten
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All you need is a little bit of the venom
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introduced into your bloodstream
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and you're pretty much screwed
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For example if you drain a certain amount of venom
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from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow tip bullet
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you really only need one shot
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Now I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important
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But if I caught you by surprise
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 263
Timestamp in movie: 01h 46m 47s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, western
Summary: As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
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00:03 You know what else can kill you
00:15 So how did you guys meet
00:10 God why are the Indians always so mad I don't know
00:15 Man I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately
00:36 Yeah this is my first vagina
00:05 Please don't shoot us on sex night
00:34 All right You're going home every night
00:07 You why are you laughing
00:06 Ow That came out of my penis
00:05 Your dick's out
00:11 But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is...
00:03 Yeah I know that
00:11 A very small bite That's it
00:04 Just a little taste
00:16 This is the square dance
00:21 No he's a fucking rail road builder
00:11 Louise My God The guy is one of the best shots around
00:05 Somebody's gonna get fucked up
00:36 Class please welcome our graduation speaker