Hey. Wow. You look amazing. And a little uncomfortable. Oh, shit. I'm totally overdressed,...
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[Albert meets Anna at the dance; she is wearing a pretty blue dress with an enormous bustle in back]
Anna:
Hey.
Albert:
Wow. You look amazing. And a little uncomfortable.
Anna:
Oh, shit. I'm totally overdressed, aren't I?
Albert:
No.
Anna:
I've never done formal before. And the lady at the boutique told me to buy this and no one else is wearing this.
Albert:
Who cares what... These are all fuckers. You look fantastic.
Anna:
I look like Jane Austen threw up on me.
Albert:
You do not look like Jane Austen threw... No, you look absolutely beautiful. You can breathe in that thing, right?
Anna:
There's nothing I like more than putting on some loose, baggy clothes and just being able to relax.
Albert:
Yeah, this is an end-of-the-workday outfit you have on. I'm very glad I remembered the six items I somehow require to hold up my pants.
Anna:
Oh, yeah.
Albert:
I like your bustle, by the way.
Anna:
Oh, yeah. I really love that the most alluring fashion statement a woman can make today is to simulate a fat ass.
[She lifts up part of her dress to show Albert the iron cage underneath]
Albert:
That is a simulation of a fat ass, right there. Thank you. If I were a black guy, this is the meanest trick you could ever play on me. Because I'd be like, "Oh, my God! Look! There's a fat ass. My favorite." And I'd lift it up and I'd be like, "Oh, shit, it's a big joke."
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These are all fuckers You look fantastic
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I look like Jane Austen threw up all over me
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You do not look like Jane Austen threw
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No you look absolutely beautiful
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You can breathe in that thing right
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There's nothing I like more than
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putting on some loose baggy clothes
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and just being able to relax
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Yeah this is an end of the workday outfit you have on
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I'm very glad I remembered the six items
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I somehow require to hold up my pants
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Oh yeah
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I like your bustle by the way
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Oh yeah
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I really love that the most alluring fashion statement
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a woman can make today
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is to simulate a fat ass
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That is a simulation of a fat ass right there Thank you
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If I was a black guy this is the meanest trick you could play on me
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Because I'd be like Oh my God Look
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There's a fat ass my favorite
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And then I'd lift it up and I'd be like Oh shit it's a big joke
Clip duration: 47 seconds
Views: 117
Timestamp in movie: 01h 14m 30s
Uploaded: 04 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, western
Summary: As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
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