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A Million Ways to Die in the West

We shoot on three. One. Two

We shoot on three. One. Two

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Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:14
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Come on, boy. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
Come on, boy.
Well, look who's up at 2:00 in the afternoon. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Well, look who's up at 2:00 in the afternoon.
Look, you don't know what this is like, all right. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:02
Look, you don't know what this is like, all right.
All right You're going home every nightto your girlfriend who loves youYou're having sex with her and you AhNo Ruth and I have We've never done thatWhat do you mean you'veYou've never had sex with RuthYeah No no YeahWait doesn't she have sex with like 10 - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:46
All right You're going home every nightto your...
Ow That came out of my penis - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
Ow That came out of my penis
No he's a fucking rail road builder - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:21
No he's a fucking rail road builder
You got a lot of energy, don't you? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:24
You got a lot of energy, don't you?
Man, I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:24
Man, I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately.
Hi. Hey, you. So, the fair's coming up... Mmm?...and I was thinking that we could go dress shopping - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:17
Hi. Hey, you. So, the fair's coming up... Mmm?...and I...
Yeah I know that - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
Yeah I know that
Edward, this is your lucky handkerchief. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:40
Edward, this is your lucky handkerchief.
We got our own thing going on over here. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
We got our own thing going on over here.
Nobody needs to come over here. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:08
Nobody needs to come over here.
Oh! You actually hit me! I'm so sorry. You fucker! I put a new move in there. You don't just put a n - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:12
Oh! You actually hit me! I'm so sorry. You fucker! I...
That's where it hurts. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:09
That's where it hurts.
Me No I'm not the heroI'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirtThat's who I am Oh - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Me No I'm not the heroI'm the guy in the crowd...
So how did you guys meetUh she moved to town a couple years agoto take over the schoolmarm jobOur old schoolmarm got her throat slit by a fast moving tumbleweed - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
So how did you guys meetUh she moved to town a couple years...
Ah! You okay? This is actually my first cigarette ever. Oh, my God. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Ah! You okay? This is actually my first cigarette ever. Oh,...
Oh, shit. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Oh, shit.
I don't think you should leave tomorrow. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:42
I don't think you should leave tomorrow.