This is my first vagina. You've never seen one? No. I feel like I should have a piece of...
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[from trailer]
Edward:
This is my first vagina.
Ruth:
You've never seen one?
Edward:
No. I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
[pause while character lifts up skirt]
Edward:
It's, uhh, it's, it's that, right?
Ruth:
Oh yeah, it's this, it's like from here to here.
Edward:
Oh.
Ruth:
But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward:
Okay, I'm gonna close the bible now.
Transcript
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Yeah this is my first vagina
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You've never seen one
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No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something
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Okay you ready
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Yeah Okay
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Okay
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What
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Are you in pain right now
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You don't like it
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No I love it
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Yeah yeah it's just
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It looks like a firecracker wrapped in roast beef
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Yeah but there's more to it
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That's just the outside There's folds
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 216
Timestamp in movie: 01h 33m 03s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, western
Summary: As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
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Actors
00:05 Please don't shoot us on sex night
00:34 All right You're going home every night
00:07 You why are you laughing
00:06 Ow That came out of my penis
00:05 Your dick's out
00:11 But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is...
00:03 Yeah I know that
00:11 A very small bite That's it
00:04 Just a little taste
00:16 This is the square dance
00:21 No he's a fucking rail road builder
00:11 Louise My God The guy is one of the best shots around
00:05 Somebody's gonna get fucked up
00:36 Class please welcome our graduation speaker
00:47 These are all fuckers You look fantastic
00:04 Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill
00:35 Class please welcome our graduation speaker
02:31 Albert I know everything seems hopeless right now
00:05 Take your hat off boy That's a dollar bill
00:11 But I tell ya folks this telegraph machine That thing is...