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Yeah this is my first vaginaYou've never seen oneNo I feel like I should have a piece of cake or somethingOkay you readyYeah OkayOkayWhatAre you in pain right nowYou don't like itNo I love itYeah yeah
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A Million Ways to Die in the West

Okay, I'm gonna close the bible now

Edward:
This is my first vagina.Ruth:You've never seen one?Edward:No. I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.Edward:It's, uhh, it's, it's that, right?Ruth:Oh yeah, it's this, it's like from here to here.Edward:Oh.Ruth:But this is just the outside, there's these folds.Edward:Okay, I'm gonna close the bible now

Full Transcript

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Yeah this is my first vagina
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You've never seen one
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No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something
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Okay you ready
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Yeah Okay
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Okay
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What
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Are you in pain right now
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You don't like it
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No I love it
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Yeah yeah it's just
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It looks like a firecracker wrapped in roast beef
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Yeah but there's more to it
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That's just the outside There's folds
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Okay I'm gonna close the Bible now
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Duration
38 seconds
Views
1,222
Timestamp in Movie
01:51:14
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
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Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

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