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A Million Ways to Die in the West

You may be big and fat. Or uglier than sin. All the ladies shut you out. You're wondering...

A Million Ways to Die in the West • 2014

You may be big and fat. Or uglier than sin. All the ladies shut you out. You're wondering how to get in. Well, here is my adviceFor how to make a splash. You can have your pick of gals. If you've only got a moustache. A moustache A moustache. If you've only got a moustache. A moustache, amoustache, a moustache. Big moustache, thick moustache. My moustache, your moustache. Say the word, the word "moustache". A moustache, a moustache. Now we both have said "moustache". A moustache. A moustache If you'veonly got a moustache

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You may be big and fat

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Or uglier than sin

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All the ladies shut you out

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You're wondering how to get in

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Well here is my advice For how to make a splash

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You can have your pick of gals

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If you've only got a moustache

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A moustache A moustache

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If you've only got a moustache

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A moustache a moustache a moustache

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Big moustache thick moustache

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My moustache your moustache

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Say the word the word moustache

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A moustache a moustache

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Now we both have said moustache

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A moustache

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A moustache If you've only got a moustache

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كلينش ليذروود

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عظيم

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هاك أمر آخر بإمكانه أن يقتلنا

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ينبغي لجميعنا أن نرتدي أكفانا

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احدهم في هذا المرتع القذر من البلده سيموت

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احد رجالي رأى رجلا يقبل زوجتي ليلة البارحة

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وأريد أن أعرف قبلة من كانت

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ياللهول

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احدهم سينتهي أمره

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تبدون طيبين جميعكم

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والأخيار لهم سمعة أرفع من أن يأخذوا ما ليس لهم

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وهذه

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Clinch Leatherwood

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Génial Encore un truc qui peut nous tuer

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On devrait s'habiller en cercueils

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Quelqu'un dans ce bled de merde va mourir

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Un de mes gars a vu un homme embrasser

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ma femme hier soir

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Je veux savoir qui c'est

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Quelqu'un va morfler

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Vous semblez être d'honnêtes gens

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Les honnêtes gens prennent pas ce qui est pas à eux

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Et ça

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Clinch Leatherwood

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Na toll

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Sieh dir das an Noch so was das uns umbringen kann

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Man sollte nur mit Sarg rumgehen

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In diesem kleinen Scheißkaff wird jetzt jemand sterben

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Einer meiner Jungs sah gestern Abend wie einer meine Frau geküsst hat

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Ich will wissen wer das war

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Oh Mann

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Jemand ist gleich übel dran

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Ihr seht alle nach rechtschaffenen Leuten aus

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Und rechtschaffene Leute lassen die Finger von Sachen anderer

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Und das hier

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Клинч Лезервуд

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Замечательно

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Еще одна опасность которая может тебя убить

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Нам вместо одежды надо носить гробы

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Кое кто в этом задрипанном городишке умрет

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Ночью один из моих парней видел как кто то целовал мою жену

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Я хочу узнать кто это был

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Боже

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Блин кому то кранты

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Вы все вроде хорошие люди

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А хорошие люди не берут то что им не принадлежит

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А вот это

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Siento que no sé nada de ti después de todo este tiempo

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Y siento que cada vez que hablo de eso cambias el tema

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No hay mucho que decir

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Mi historia es muy parecida a la tuya supongo

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La verdad odio el Oeste tanto como tú

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De verdad Por mis propias razones pero sí

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Ahora me gustas todavía más

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Compartir odios tiene algo

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más profundo que compartir gustos Es cierto no

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Si dos personas odian lo mismo

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se crea un lazo

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El odio mueve montañas

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Sí

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Antes de que se me olvide

Available in 6 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

83

Timestamp in Movie

01:19:12

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

comedy, western

Production

RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.