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A Million Ways to Die in the West

You're late. For what? Fair enough

You're late. For what? Fair enough

Full Transcript

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You're late
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For what
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Fair enough
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
710
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:35
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
comedy, western
Production
RGB Media,Fuzzy Door Productions,MRC,Bluegrass Films

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Movie Summary

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Actors

Christopher Hagen
George Stark
Christopher Hagen
Seth MacFarlane
Albert
Seth MacFarlane
This is the square dance - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:16
This is the square dance
Albert I know everything seems hopeless right nowbut I promise you there's so much to live forReally Is thereWhat is there to live for on the frontier in 1882 HuhLook let me tell you somethingWe live in a terrible place and timeThe American West is a - A Million Ways to Die in the West 02:31
Albert I know everything seems hopeless right nowbut I...
You know what else can kill you - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:03
You know what else can kill you
And, oh, oh, you want to see more death? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:46
And, oh, oh, you want to see more death?
That is our mayorHe is deadHe has been lying there dead for three daysNo one has done a thingNot moved him not looked into his deathnot even replaced him with a temporary appointeeFor the last three days the highest ranking official in our townhas been a - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:30
That is our mayorHe is deadHe has been lying there dead for...
Mmm, mmm... - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:47
Mmm, mmm...
Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
Hey hey dude you really shouldn't drink and horse
No. No. No. No. No. No. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:07
No. No. No. No. No. No.
Okay, Curtis. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:13
Okay, Curtis.
Hey. Hey. Albert, what the hell are you doing? Louise, we need to talk. It's 1:30 in the morning. We - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:41
Hey. Hey. Albert, what the hell are you doing? Louise, we...
You're being a fucking jerk! - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:22
You're being a fucking jerk!
You know what I'm gonna get with this gold, Plugger? - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:21
You know what I'm gonna get with this gold, Plugger?
That's it. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
That's it.
We shoot on three. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
We shoot on three.
Come on, boy. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:11
Come on, boy.
Well, look who's up at 2:00 in the afternoon. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:10
Well, look who's up at 2:00 in the afternoon.
Look, you don't know what this is like, all right. - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:02
Look, you don't know what this is like, all right.
All right You're going home every nightto your girlfriend who loves youYou're having sex with her and you AhNo Ruth and I have We've never done thatWhat do you mean you'veYou've never had sex with RuthYeah No no YeahWait doesn't she have sex with like 10 - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:46
All right You're going home every nightto your...
Ow That came out of my penis - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:05
Ow That came out of my penis
No he's a fucking rail road builder - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:21
No he's a fucking rail road builder