Henry Graham: ...Never have I seen one woman in whom every social grace was so lacking. Did I say she was primitive? I retract that. She's feral. I've never spent a more physically destructive evening

...Never have I seen one woman in whom every social grace...

A New Leaf 1971
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Henry Graham:
...Never have I seen one woman in whom every social grace was so lacking. Did I say she was primitive? I retract that. She's feral. I've never spent a more physically destructive evening in my life. I am nauseated. I limp. And I can feel my teeth rotting away from an excess of sugar that no amount of toothpaste can dislodge. I will taste those damn Malaga coolers forever. That woman is a menace not only to health, but to western civilization as we know it.

Transcript:
Never have I seen one woman ...
in whom every social grace was so lacking.
Did I say she was primitive?
I retract that. She's feral.
I've never spent a more physically
destructive evening in my life.
I am nauseated. I limp.
And I can feel my teeth rotting
away from an excess of sugar ...
that no amount of toothpaste can dislodge.
I will taste those damn
Malaga coolers forever.
That woman is a menace
not only to health ...
but to Western civilization as we know it.
She doesn't deserve to live.
Forget I said that.
Yes.
He did it.
He did it. Oh, get off my lap,
you little ingrate! Get off!
He did it. He really, really did it.
Yes, yes. I know who
Henrietta Lowell's attorney is.
In fact, he has an office
somewhere in this building.
Well, let's put it this way, Harry.
He doesn't seem to have a very
active practice.
Henrietta Lowell seems to be
his only client.
Well, what I mean is ...
he may not be exactly overjoyed ...
at the idea of sharing her
affections with Henry.
- No! No, no, no! No ...
- Andrew.
No, I won't accept it.
As your lawyer, I forbid it.
But Andrew, I'm in love.
Nonsense. After three days?

Clip duration: 90 seconds
Views: 24
Timestamp in movie: 00:46:02
Uploaded: 21 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Henry Graham lives the life of a playboy. When his lawyer tells him one day that his lifestyle has consumed all his funds, he needs an idea to avoid climbing down the social ladder. So he in... Read all


Actors

Henry Graham - Walter Matthau