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Otis B. Driftwood:
Steward, steward! Stew! Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
I say, stew. Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
What have we got for dinner? Ship's Steward:
Anything you like, sir. You might have some tomato juice, orange juice, grape juice, pineapple juice... Otis B. Driftwood:
Hey, turn off the juice before I get electrocuted. Now let me have one of each... and uh, two fried eggs, two poached eggs, two scrambled eggs, and two medium-boiled eggs. Fiorello:
[from inside the cabin room]
And two hard-boiled eggs! Otis B. Driftwood:
And two hard-boiled eggs. [Tomasso honks his horn] Otis B. Driftwood:
Make that three hard-boiled eggs. And, uh, some roast beef, rare, medium, well done, and overdone. Fiorello:
[from the room]
And two hard-boiled eggs. Otis B. Driftwood:
[Tomasso honks his horn again]
Make that three hard-boiled eggs... and, uh, eight pieces of French pastry. Fiorello:
With two hard-boiled eggs. Otis B. Driftwood:
And two hard-boiled eggs. [Tomasso honks his horn again] Otis B. Driftwood:
Make that three hard-boiled eggs. [Tomasso makes a short honk on his horn] Otis B. Driftwood:
And one duck egg. Uh, have you got any stewed prunes? Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
Well, give them some black coffee, that'll sober them up. Fiorello:
And two hard-boiled eggs. Otis B. Driftwood:
And two hard-boiled eggs. [Tomasso repeatedly honks his horn, imitating the Morse code] Otis B. Driftwood:
It's either foggy out, or make that twelve more hard-boiled eggs. And steward, rush that along, because the faster it comes, the faster this convention will be over. Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
Do they allow tipping on the boat? Ship's Steward:
Oh, yes sir! Otis B. Driftwood:
Have you got two fives? Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
Well, then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you
Steward, steward! Stew! Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
I say, stew. Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
What have we got for dinner? Ship's Steward:
Anything you like, sir. You might have some tomato juice, orange juice, grape juice, pineapple juice... Otis B. Driftwood:
Hey, turn off the juice before I get electrocuted. Now let me have one of each... and uh, two fried eggs, two poached eggs, two scrambled eggs, and two medium-boiled eggs. Fiorello:
[from inside the cabin room]
And two hard-boiled eggs! Otis B. Driftwood:
And two hard-boiled eggs. [Tomasso honks his horn] Otis B. Driftwood:
Make that three hard-boiled eggs. And, uh, some roast beef, rare, medium, well done, and overdone. Fiorello:
[from the room]
And two hard-boiled eggs. Otis B. Driftwood:
[Tomasso honks his horn again]
Make that three hard-boiled eggs... and, uh, eight pieces of French pastry. Fiorello:
With two hard-boiled eggs. Otis B. Driftwood:
And two hard-boiled eggs. [Tomasso honks his horn again] Otis B. Driftwood:
Make that three hard-boiled eggs. [Tomasso makes a short honk on his horn] Otis B. Driftwood:
And one duck egg. Uh, have you got any stewed prunes? Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
Well, give them some black coffee, that'll sober them up. Fiorello:
And two hard-boiled eggs. Otis B. Driftwood:
And two hard-boiled eggs. [Tomasso repeatedly honks his horn, imitating the Morse code] Otis B. Driftwood:
It's either foggy out, or make that twelve more hard-boiled eggs. And steward, rush that along, because the faster it comes, the faster this convention will be over. Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
Do they allow tipping on the boat? Ship's Steward:
Oh, yes sir! Otis B. Driftwood:
Have you got two fives? Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir. Otis B. Driftwood:
Well, then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you
Full Transcript
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Have you got any stewed prunes Yes sir
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Give them some black coffee That'll sober them up
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And two hard boiled eggs
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It's either foggy out or make that 12 more hard boiled eggs
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Rush that along The faster it comes the faster this convention will be over
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Yes sir
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Do they allow tipping on the boat Yes sir
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Have you got two fives Yes sir
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Then you won't need the 10 cents I was gonna give you
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Movie Summary
A sly business manager and the wacky friends of two opera singers in Italy help them achieve success in America while humiliating their stuffy and snobbish enemies.

