So you were like Special Ops. What were you Seals? Rangers? Officially, I'm only allowed...
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Cliff:
So you were like Special Ops. What were you Seals? Rangers?
Nick:
Officially, I'm only allowed to say that I've been a sworn officer participating in a phase of certain missions that would make most men want to crawl up and hide inside their own assholes.
Cydney:
and unofficially?
Nick:
I'm a goddamn American Jedi. Possible title number one, by the way.
Nick:
Hey, see this? Took a frag from a Bouncing Betty. It's an antipersonnel mine. Caved in the back of my fucking head. Medevaced out to Germany. Got my skull rebuilt with space-age titanium. Can't go through a metal detector without ringing cherries, but that's cool. Let's me travel with Gilligan just about wherever I want.
Cydney:
Gilligan?
Nick:
My little buddy
Cliff:
That's some toothpick
Nick:
Here's the kicker, though. When I took that shrapnel, I never felt it. I mean, I felt the impact and I felt my backside go all wet, but no real pain. Now, maybe I don't recall the events in full. They did scoop out a little gray Spam back there, but get this. My wolf pack? They will swear that I was ambulatory for more than 17 minutes before they forced me to lie down. Tackled me. Even then I was looking to monkey-fuck a Marlboro Light. There's no nerve endings in the brain Cliff. Remember that when you write the scene.
Cliff:
Yeah, there's some really good details there.
Gina:
Yeah, he's really hard to kill.
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- The ones who...?
- It's okay, Cliff.
That's your screenplay-writer mind
working it's magic,
...spinning shit every which way.
You gotta think like that.
What?
The killers?
"The Gruesome Twosome!"
Possible title number two.
See now, I think
your mind's spinning Nick.
So you think it's just coincidence
we were there at the same time.
- On Oahu?
- Just like Cydney and I were there.
Just lotta people on Oahu
when the murders happened.
- That's the way you look at it?
- That's exactly how I look at it, Nick.
Good.
Though would make a hell of an Act Two twist.
We're not really
hunting goats here, are we?
No.
Then mind telling me
what the hell are we doing out here?
We got us a shadow.
Two of them.
Haven't identified as hostile yet.
But they passed by our camp,
doubled back for a second look.
And then they took cover,
somewhere in here.
I know, you didn't see them.
- People from the falls?
- This, someone else.
All right, we'd get back to camp.
Come on!
Gina could take care
of herself.
I was thinking about Cydney.
Gina could take care of her, too.
Are you just so
fucking with me, Nick?
If I was the killer,
I wouldn't stay on Oahu.
- I'd come right here.
- Wait.
I'm a... little worried about Cliff.
He's not really, you know,
the bow and arrow type.
Oh, please.
Boys are happiest when they're
hunting something...
...they can’t quite catch.
Besides, gives us a little
time together.
No, dope's not really my thing.
So what is your thing, Cydney?
Because we really...
haven't heard yet.
It could sound...
kinda boring to you.
Oh, try me.
Well, we've been working really hard
in getting pregnant.
We're gonna have five kids,
two boys and three girls and...
They'll be beautiful
beyond belief, of course.
We wanna get a place in the Palisades
close to one of the bluffs.
Long walks in summertime and...
...watch all the boats come in.
You know, I wanna just be... us.
You know, our family.
And you... I guess...
You know, I'd just be happy
being called "Mom" and...
..."Mrs. Cydney Anderson. "
For a while.
You know, there was this...
...preacher back in Georgia.
And he used to tell all us kids
how we'd rot in hell...
...for having sex outside the
sanctity of marriage.
And then one day, you know,
bless his little heart.
His wife caught him out back
of the Waffle House with some hooker.
A hooker with a really big dick.
Yeah, so...
Now when people
wanna tell me...
...how so fucking perfect
their lives are...
I don't believe them.
Clip duration: 238 seconds
Views: 327
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 29 January, 2021
Genres: drama, mystery, thriller
Summary: Two pairs of lovers on a Hawaiian vacation discover that psychopaths are stalking and murdering tourists on the islands.
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00:15 Your situational awareness kinda sucks
03:13 Like nothing exists until we get there
00:37 I need to go right now
00:11 That's some toothpick
00:09 Ah I bit my tongue
00:14 Nothing exists until I get there
00:10 Keep shakin' that bush
00:09 Nothing bad ever happens in Hawaii
00:12 How close is it
00:15 We're not really hunting goats here
00:10 I know that in some bent way
00:08 Those boys are comin' in heavy
00:36 And I know the handle swings down not up
00:03 Outstanding
00:08 You know if you're so freaking smart
00:04 Did I almost just die right there
00:07 Well whoopty tah
00:09 He's really hard to kill
00:41 This is for you
03:58 Possible title number one