We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile. Yeah. The conductor's gonna come through...
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[Benji is explaining to David how they can get through their train trip without paying]
Benji Kaplan: We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.
David Kaplan: Yeah.
Benji Kaplan: The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets. We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
David Kaplan: The bathroom. Okay.
Benji Kaplan: He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers.
David Kaplan: Sorry, we're the stragglers?
Benji Kaplan: Yeah. By the time he gets to the front, the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free.
David Kaplan: This is so fucking stupid.
Benji Kaplan: Man, what's stupid is the corporatization of travel. Ensuring that the rich move around the world, propagate their elitist loins, while the poor stay cut off from society.
David Kaplan: That's great, we can argue Marxism while they're hauling us off to Siberia.
Benji Kaplan: Siberia is in Russia, Dave.
David Kaplan: This is ridiculous. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks.
Benji Kaplan: It's the principle of paying. We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country.
David Kaplan: No, it's not. It was our country. They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap
Benji Kaplan: We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.
David Kaplan: Yeah.
Benji Kaplan: The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets. We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
David Kaplan: The bathroom. Okay.
Benji Kaplan: He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers.
David Kaplan: Sorry, we're the stragglers?
Benji Kaplan: Yeah. By the time he gets to the front, the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free.
David Kaplan: This is so fucking stupid.
Benji Kaplan: Man, what's stupid is the corporatization of travel. Ensuring that the rich move around the world, propagate their elitist loins, while the poor stay cut off from society.
David Kaplan: That's great, we can argue Marxism while they're hauling us off to Siberia.
Benji Kaplan: Siberia is in Russia, Dave.
David Kaplan: This is ridiculous. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks.
Benji Kaplan: It's the principle of paying. We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country.
David Kaplan: No, it's not. It was our country. They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap
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We stay moving we stay light we stay agile
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The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets
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We tell him we're going to the bathroom The bathroom Okay
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He gets to the back of the train
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he's gonna start heading towards the front looking for stragglers
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Sorry We're the stragglers Yeah
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By the time he gets to the front
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the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free
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This is so fucking stupid
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Man what's stupid is the corporatization of travel
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Ensuring that the rich move around the world
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propagate their elitist loins while the poor stay cut off from society
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That's great We can argue Marxism while they're hauling us off to Siberia
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Siberia is in Russia Dave
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This is ridiculous Tickets are probably like 12 bucks
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It's the principle of paying
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We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland This is our country
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No it's not It was our country
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They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap
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Movie Summary
Mismatched cousins reunite for a tour through Poland to honor their beloved grandmother, but their old tensions resurface against the backdrop of their family history.
