"Don't take the car, you'll kill yourselves! Ye gogh gogh gogh gogh!"
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Freck:
[twitching horribly]
Okay, if you guys are gonna kill eac hother, I'm s-splitting! It's getting very fucked up over here! Fred:
Freck, the most dangerous kind of person is the one who's afraid of his own shadow. Freck:
What is that supposed to mean? Barris:
It means, Freckles, that if you take too much of that stuff, not only are you going to start seeing and feeling buggy bugs all over yourself but you're also gonna start talking like... [makes quacking sounds] Barris:
And no one can understand you. Fred:
What did you say, Barris? I didn't understand you. [Barris softly quacks to Fred and then louder at Freck] Freck:
You guys are fucked up! Barris:
[imitating Frecks in a raspy twitching voice]
Oh no. It is you ga ga goo that are fuck upted up! [Freck leaves and Luckman throws a rock to the ground] Luckman:
Go Freck yourself! Barris:
[in a high pitched voice]
"Don't take the car, you'll kill yourselves! Ye gogh gogh gogh gogh!"
[twitching horribly]
Okay, if you guys are gonna kill eac hother, I'm s-splitting! It's getting very fucked up over here! Fred:
Freck, the most dangerous kind of person is the one who's afraid of his own shadow. Freck:
What is that supposed to mean? Barris:
It means, Freckles, that if you take too much of that stuff, not only are you going to start seeing and feeling buggy bugs all over yourself but you're also gonna start talking like... [makes quacking sounds] Barris:
And no one can understand you. Fred:
What did you say, Barris? I didn't understand you. [Barris softly quacks to Fred and then louder at Freck] Freck:
You guys are fucked up! Barris:
[imitating Frecks in a raspy twitching voice]
Oh no. It is you ga ga goo that are fuck upted up! [Freck leaves and Luckman throws a rock to the ground] Luckman:
Go Freck yourself! Barris:
[in a high pitched voice]
"Don't take the car, you'll kill yourselves! Ye gogh gogh gogh gogh!"
Full Transcript
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- Make a move.
- Don't like it.
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Okay. If you guys are gonna
kill each other, I'm splitting.
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- It's getting very fucked up over here.
- Hey, Freck.
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The most dangerous kind of person is
the one who's afraid of his own shadow.
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- What is that supposed to mean?
- I'll tell you.
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It means that if you take
too much of that stuff...
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...you not only start seeing
bugs all over...
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...but you start talking like...and
no one can understand you.
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What'd you say, Barris?
I didn't understand.
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See, you guys are fucked up.
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No, no, it is y-uck-uck-ou
that are fuck-ucked-ed up.
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Hey, go Freck yourself.
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Don't take the car, you'll kill yourself.
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So this guy's been going around claiming
to be a world-famous impostor, right?
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Says he's posed, at one time or another,
as a surgeon at John Hopkins...
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...as a theoretical,
submolecular, high-velocity...
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...particle-research physicist
on a federal grant at Harvard...
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...as a Finnish novelist
who won the Nobel Prize for literature...
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...as a deposed Argentinean president...
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...who was married to a go-go dancer
from Chicago...
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He got away with all that?
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- He never got caught?
- Okay, you broke my flow...
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...so now I guess I'll just have
to segue down to the near.
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That's just it.
You see, he didn't pose as any of those.
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He just posed as
a world-famous impostor. Yeah.
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It came out later in the L.A. Times.
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They checked up, and he was pushing
a broom at Disneyland or something.
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He saw that old DiCaprio movie.
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You know, the one where
he plays a world-famous impostor...
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...before Leonardo hit his Elvis stage.
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And his first thought was:
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"Hey, I could pose as all those
exotic guys and get away with it."
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But then, his next thought was,
"Hell, why bother?
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I could just pose as an impostor,
and it'd be a lot easier."
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They say that he made more money
than the actual impostor...
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...although I'm not sure
if they'd adjust for inflation.
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Well, you know,
we all see impostors now and then...
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Movie Summary
An undercover cop in a not-too-distant future becomes involved with a dangerous new drug and begins to lose his own identity as a result.
Actors
Bob Arctor
