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A Series of Unfortunate Events

After all, these three childrenaren't blithering morons, are you, Baudelaires?

After all, these three children
aren't blithering morons, are you, Baudelaires?

Full Transcript

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After all, these three children aren't blithering morons,
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are you, Baudelaires?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:16
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Universal Television

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Movie Summary

After the loss of their parents in a mysterious fire, the three Baudelaire children face trials and tribulations attempting to uncover dark family secrets.
S01 • E08 Still, there are times when shouting "fire" can save lives - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Still, there are times when shouting "fire" can sa...
S01 • E01 [birds chirping] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
[birds chirping]
S01 • E03 I decided to treat myself to some popcorn - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09
I decided to treat myself to some popcorn
S01 • E07 A fancy way of saying you're more likely to get what you want - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
A fancy way of saying you're more likely to get what yo...
S01 • E06 [Josephine] It's a good thing I remembered to put gas - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
[Josephine] It's a good thing I remembered to put gas
S01 • E05 No, they're wonderful, obedient little orphans. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
No, they're wonderful, obedient little orphans.
S01 • E04 For the first time in my life, I'm happy to see that awful tattoo. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
For the first time in my life, I'm happy to see that aw...
S01 • E03 Hey... [stuttering] Some popcorn actually sound delicious. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Hey... [stuttering] Some popcorn actually sound delicious.
S01 • E05 Maybe one day, they'll also let me take them on a boat ride, very far away. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Maybe one day, they'll also let me take them on a boat ...
S01 • E01 Yes, Count Olaf told me you were very particular about that. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Yes, Count Olaf told me you were very particular about that.
S01 • E02 It certainly is so strange to find a child missing, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
It certainly is so strange to find a child missing,
S01 • E08 Shouting "fire" will cause the kind of chaos - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Shouting "fire" will cause the kind of chaos
S01 • E03 I get popcorn for me, for all of us. My treat. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
I get popcorn for me, for all of us. My treat.
S01 • E01 I wouldn't say "much." - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
I wouldn't say "much."
S01 • E08 Therefore, the life it saves will be your own. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Therefore, the life it saves will be your own.
S01 • E04 Yes, I admit it. I killed Monty. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Yes, I admit it. I killed Monty.
S01 • E02 Here, Sunny, Sunny. Where are you, girl? - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Here, Sunny, Sunny. Where are you, girl?
S01 • E04 I also killed his assistant, Gustav. I drowned him in the reflecting pond. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
I also killed his assistant, Gustav. I drowned him in the re...
S01 • E03 Seventh row, right of center, that is the best place. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Seventh row, right of center, that is the best place.
S01 • E05 In the meantime, the adults have a date. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
In the meantime, the adults have a date.