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[both] but they can restrain the heartless.
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

But they can restrain the heartless." Ah! That moral argument had all the apocryphal...

[both]
but they can restrain the heartless." Ah! That moral argument had all the apocryphal insight
of Thurgood Marshall and the moral aplomb of Ida B. Wells

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[both] but they can restrain the heartless."
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Ah! That moral argument
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had all the apocryphal insight of Thurgood Marshall
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and the moral aplomb of Ida B. Wells.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:57
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Universal Television

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Movie Summary

After the loss of their parents in a mysterious fire, the three Baudelaire children face trials and tribulations attempting to uncover dark family secrets.
S01 • E02 It was thoroughly impressive and utterly convincing. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
It was thoroughly impressive and utterly convincing.
S01 • E02 And I am happy to say that because Violet, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
And I am happy to say that because Violet,
S01 • E02 Well, you may not be my wife, but you are still my daughter. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Well, you may not be my wife, but you are still my daughter.
S01 • E02 Do you honestly believe I will allow you - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Do you honestly believe I will allow you
S01 • E02 I'm even considering firing your associate - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
I'm even considering firing your associate
S01 • E02 -Where have you been? -I was kidnapped - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
-Where have you been? -I was kidnapped
S01 • E02 -Dr. Montgomery? -I've never heard of him. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
-Dr. Montgomery? -I've never heard of him.
S01 • E02 Well, you are hereby rehired as my secretary - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Well, you are hereby rehired as my secretary
S01 • E02 The Baudelaires will be sent to a suitable guardian - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
The Baudelaires will be sent to a suitable guardian
S01 • E02 [all cheering] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
[all cheering]
S01 • E02 [audience gasps] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
[audience gasps]
S01 • E02 And when I have it, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
And when I have it,
S01 • E02 [all murmuring] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
[all murmuring]
S01 • E02 Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio hear about this! - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio hear about thi...
S01 • E02 I cannot allow the Baudelaires to be raised by someone who is not a relative. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
I cannot allow the Baudelaires to be raised by someone who i...
S01 • E02 We never would've figured out Count Olaf's plan - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
We never would've figured out Count Olaf's plan
S01 • E02 That may be so, but your parents' will is very specific. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
That may be so, but your parents' will is very specific...
S01 • E02 There's a vigorously fixed destination your parents had in mind for you, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
There's a vigorously fixed destination your parents had...
S01 • E02 -Where are we gonna go now, boss? -To a vigorously fixed destination. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
-Where are we gonna go now, boss? -To a vigorously fixed des...
S01 • E02 Some things in life are difficult to understand, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
Some things in life are difficult to understand,