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A Series of Unfortunate Events

If you didn't care abouttruth and justice, for example, you might say "truth, schmuth"or...

If you didn't care about
truth and justice, for example, you might say "truth, schmuth"
or "justice, schmustice." But as Count Olaf steered the Baudelaire
orphans away from the Lachrymose Leeches, their feelings about Aunt Josephine
were far more complicated

Full Transcript

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If you didn't care about truth and justice, for example,
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you might say "truth, schmuth" or "justice, schmustice."
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But as Count Olaf steered the Baudelaire orphans away from the Lachrymose Leeches,
00:00:10.792 --> 00:00:13.667
their feelings about Aunt Josephine were far more complicated.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:57
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Universal Television

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Movie Summary

After the loss of their parents in a mysterious fire, the three Baudelaire children face trials and tribulations attempting to uncover dark family secrets.
S01 • E02 Remember, you must use the exact same wording you use in an actual wedding. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Remember, you must use the exact same wording you use in an ...
S01 • E02 There's talent scouts in the audience looking for new actresses about your age. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
There's talent scouts in the audience looking for new a...
S01 • E06 She had given them a home, even if it was cold and not hurricane-proof. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
She had given them a home, even if it was cold and not hurri...
S01 • E01 [Lemony] The Baudelaire orphans knew they had to find a way - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
[Lemony] The Baudelaire orphans knew they had to find a way
S01 • E02 [exhaling] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
[exhaling]
S01 • E06 And like the Baudelaires, she had experienced great loss. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
And like the Baudelaires, she had experienced great loss.
S01 • E02 Don't distract me with idle chatter. I am trying to get into character. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Don't distract me with idle chatter. I am trying to get...
S01 • E06 And while that doesn't make a good guardian, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
And while that doesn't make a good guardian,
S01 • E02 [grunting] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
[grunting]
S01 • E06 For this reason, the Baudelaires did not think, "Josephine, Schmosephine." - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09
For this reason, the Baudelaires did not think, "Joseph...
S01 • E01 I have the same dedication to researching and presenting this story - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
I have the same dedication to researching and presenting thi...
S01 • E02 Rubber baby, baby, baby. Rubber baby... [vocalizing] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Rubber baby, baby, baby. Rubber baby... [vocalizing]
S01 • E01 Trouble and strife can cover this world like the dark of night, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Trouble and strife can cover this world like the dark of nig...
S01 • E01 [voices whispering indistinctly] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
[voices whispering indistinctly]
S01 • E01 ...all good, true and decent people know that it's time to volunteer. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
...all good, true and decent people know that it's time...
S01 • E01 -I'm worried about the children. -Me, too. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
-I'm worried about the children. -Me, too.
S01 • E02 Here I am, literally standing at the edge of a pond. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Here I am, literally standing at the edge of a pond.
S01 • E06 [coughing] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
[coughing]
S01 • E01 [sighs] What's that thing Einstein said? - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
[sighs] What's that thing Einstein said?
S01 • E02 What is a very handsome man like me to do about it... - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
What is a very handsome man like me to do about it...